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News: Humor: If John Travolta introduced the Cowboys

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by WoodysGirl, Mar 6, 2014.

  1. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    Unless you’ve been living under a rock since the Oscars aired Sunday night, you’ve no doubt heard John Travolta butcher the pronunciation of Idina Menzel. Travolta introduced Menzel as ‘Adele Dazeem’ Sunday night at the Oscars as she took the stage to perform, “Let It Go”, the Oscar winning hit song from the movie “Frozen”.

    It has created a pop culture firestorm. The mistake has been highlighted on late night talk shows, radio shows and websites across the globe.

    One website has come out with a widget where you can “Travoltify” your own name. Check it out here. (http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_what_s_your_travolta_name.html)

    We decided to “Travoltify” some players and see what game day would sound like if John Travolta was manning the PA for a Cowboys game. Here are some of them…

    Dez Bryant: Dean Brazent
    Tony Romo: Teejay Ramso
    Demarco Murray: Dominic Morphay
    Terrance Williams: Theodore Wazeems
    Orlando Scandrick: Olivier Smotckins

    See the rest: http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/a...-Cowboys/8587001c-7db5-4cd4-bce9-8aacdc670ed6

    Using Woodys Girl, Mine is Wilson Greez
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  2. erod

    erod Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure what was worse, Travolta obliterating the girl's name, his horribly fake jet black hair, or the plastic surgery that won't allow him to open his eyes.

    That whole night was a demonstration of plastic surgery gone bad.
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  3. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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  4. jazzcat22

    jazzcat22 Well-Known Member

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    What's the Oscar's?.....:D
  5. PJTHEDOORS

    PJTHEDOORS Well-Known Member

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    I'll take the rock over the snoozefest Oscars.
  6. ChldsPlay

    ChldsPlay Well-Known Member

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    Why do all of the created named have the correct first letter in the first and last names? They're doing it wrong.
  7. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Some juan tell me who Idina Manzel is.
    I do not like John Travolta after he turned down the movie an Officer and a Gerbil. He would half been a good actor in the movie, attacking the local mens near the navy base.
    When they gave the script to that Richmond Gere I did not want to see it but Ms. Busty said "You are going and that is dat." So I stuck donuts and soda into my pants and went and did enjoy the movie especially when Debra Winger looked good. In real life is is plain jane and let me tell you i bet she is not good looking when she awakes.
  8. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    masive fail of epic and big porportions.
  9. EPL0c0

    EPL0c0 The Funcooker

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    Teejay Ramso. That's my quarterback. That's my teammate!
  10. radioactivecowboy88

    radioactivecowboy88 Active Member

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    I guess I live under a rock lol what happened?
  11. Lonestar94

    Lonestar94 Well-Known Member

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    I do not watch the Oscars because I am not a Metrosexual.
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  12. Bizwah

    Bizwah Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering what was going on too. I've never watched the oscars.
  13. silver

    silver Well-Known Member

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    Here's my list:

    Morris Claiborne - Barney Milbourn
    Bruce Carter - Charted Boham
    Brandon Carr - Roasanon Barr
    Nick Hayden - Skip Bayless
    Devonte Holloman - Ashante Letterman
    Mackensy Bernardau - Franky Lombardo
    Miles Austin - Austin Miles
    Jason Garrett - Zack Barrett
    Jerry Jones - Jimmy Johnson
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  14. Bullflop

    Bullflop Well-Known Member

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    Who's Oscar??
  15. REDVOLUTION

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    Oddly enough it was the words prior to saying her name wrong, "the wickedly talented...." (He was into overacting the announcement that he muffed it up)
  16. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    He butchered the name of some chick I've never even heard of...basically

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