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Humor: Maybe not. Why Rob came to Dallas.

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by 5Stars, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Buddy told him to. Go down there and honor my name! I don't care how you get there, just get there.

    Buddy Ryan got called out by the Jimmy one time, and Ryan ducked into the locker room. I'ts been eating at Buddy's brain for a long time now...so he made a plan and told his son.

    Go down to Dallas and kick that new HC's butt! No Cowboy Coach is getting away with wanting to kick my butt!

    So, Rob, on his fathers orders, finally finds a way to get to the Cowboys. He has revenge on his mind...he's going to settle the score with the now HC of the Cowboys and kick his butt!!

    So he came down looking for Garrett! Do his daddy some good and kick his butt!

    Once he got there, he saw Garrett and thought, "I can't kick this guys butt...I need to lose some weight"

    Then it hits him! If I cannot kick his butt for my dad...I will lose as many Cowboy games as I can! For my Dad!

    Then he got fired.
  2. theogt

    theogt Surrealist Zone Supporter

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    What time today did you start drinking?
  3. Sarge

    Sarge Happy New Year! Staff Member

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    :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: AND :abuseme:
  4. a_minimalist

    a_minimalist Well-Known Member

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    Anything is possible in the Ryan family. Maybe Rob was a spy collecting sensitive information for his father. We'll never know.
  5. Venger

    Venger Well-Known Member

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    I expect a post labeled Humor: to contain actual humor.
  6. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Around 4:pm in Utah time. It's cold as hell up here!

    I've been looking around for some little fish jackets for my coy. The pond is frozen.

    I don't know when I will stop tonight?

    ;)
  7. Idgit

    Idgit Ice up, son. Ice up! Staff Member

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    #20 - You will not use misleading, fake or exclamatory titles.
  8. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    :suxjints:
    :dissskin:

    :disseags:
    :hammock:

    :suxjints: You suck! Have a better year next year. Jerry and the Midgit did not seem to help?
  9. theogt

    theogt Surrealist Zone Supporter

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    He said "maybe not".
  10. a_minimalist

    a_minimalist Well-Known Member

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    :laugh2: That was well played. Have to hand it to you there.
  11. Clove

    Clove Shrinkage

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    Now it's starting to make sense.
  12. lcharles

    lcharles Negativity King

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    I have a deep- seated dislike for Buddy Ryan and his offspring.




    Seriously. I hated the day he was hired. I know, I'm weird like that.



    :laugh2:
  13. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    My dog just farted.
  14. lqmac1

    lqmac1 Well-Known Member

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    :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh1::laugh1::laugh1::laugh1::laugh1:

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