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Humor: Pro bowl and professional bowlers

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by REDVOLUTION, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. REDVOLUTION

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    What's the difference?

    Also, football but we throw and catch with hands 99% of time.


    Driveway for parking

    Parkway for driving

    Cause way?

    Thru way?


    What else? Lol
  2. Reality

    Reality Administrator Staff Member

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    Some of those are old Gallagher jokes .. here's a list:

    • Why is it that we drive through a parkway, and park in a driveway?
    • Why do they put the little "on/off" words on a light switch? If the light's on, you can see that it's on. If the light's off, it's too dark to see the words on the switch.
    • Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you're not supposed to drink and drive?
    • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
    • Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
    • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    • Why is bra singular and panties plural?
    • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    • Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
    • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
    • Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    • If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
    • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
    • Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
    • Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it's named after?
    • Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?...They ought to call them builts.
    • Why do they call men Cowboys? Bulls are the males, cows are the females... Men should be called Bullboys.
    • Why do Cowboys wear a spur on each boot? If one side of the horse moves, the other side goes with it.
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  3. Teren_Kanan

    Teren_Kanan Well-Known Member

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    Why is it when you send something by a ship it's called cargo, and if you send something by car it's called a Shipment.
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