I need an idea for bate lunch

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  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Ok, I started a new job this week and we are building out the interior of a new store. There are new staff as well as contractors and subs in the building all day long.

    Last Friday someone had their lunch stolen out of the fridge and we had this big staff meeting where it was clarified what was going to happen when the person gets caught.

    The lunch thief struck again today... MY lunch! :banghead:

    Now many of us at work are beginning to think it's one of the subs that are stealing lunches.

    I need an idea for a bate lunch. I want to make a stunning and tasty sandwich and bate it with something that will put this person on the floor.

    I obviously do not want to harm anyone but I need something that is tasteless that will make you REALLY sick within five minutes.

    So gimme some idea's :D
  2. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Mix a whole bunch of wasabe into guacamole and then put it on a sandwich liberally.

    Habanero juice in BBQ sauce is real good too.
  3. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    laxatives mixed on your pieces

    edit: in glasgow where i'm from a sandwich is usually referred to as a piece, as in a piece in sausage = sausage sandwich. sorry had a couple of drinks and forgot i sometimes need to mentally translate before i post
  4. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    Ex-Lax, hidden in chocolate or a chocolate drink.
  5. CliffnMesquite

    CliffnMesquite Well-Known Member

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    If you do this. You should be more concerned about jail food.
  6. hairic

    hairic Well-Known Member

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    Blood capsules, won't be tasteless, but will stop the person eating immediately.
  7. rkell87

    rkell87 Well-Known Member

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  8. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Yeah, that one is ruthless.
  9. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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  10. kmp77

    kmp77 Active Member

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    Tunafish sandwich....replace tunafish with cat food.
  11. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    Make a little pouch of food coloring and put it in the middle of the sandwich.

    They bit into it and it runs all over the place.

    Caught red-handed, red-lipped and red-clothed.

    No risk of harm or distress. I think Hos' wasabee idea is beautiful but you could probably get in trouble over that if the wasabee was brutal enough.
  12. dreghorn2

    dreghorn2 Well-Known Member

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  13. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    I was gonna say put a couple of Visine eyedrops in the sandwich, but yeah, that can cause major problems if you put too much in.
  14. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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  15. Wimbo

    Wimbo Active Member

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    Put a Coke and a Diet Coke in the lunch. Write the word "Thief" on the bottom of the cans. Wait & watch.

    I have a friend who did this. When he saw someone with his can of coke, he walked over to to the guys table, and poured the rest of it in the guys lap while explaining to him quietly just exactly what was going to happen to him the next time he got caught stealing. Worked like a charm.

    Oh, and Cliff is right. Intentionally poisoning food - even food that you intend to be stolen - will get you in big trouble. Not worth it. Better to just catch the guy & embarrass him or let HR fire him.
  16. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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  17. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Just mix in some Cantaloupe. :eek:
  18. hairic

    hairic Well-Known Member

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    If you want a nerded up suggestion and have money to burn, you can buy passive RFID tags and tape it to the inside of foil wrapped food. As soon as someone opens the foil wrapper, the RF signal is no longer caged and can be detected.

    Just need to find a product that can send alerts (ie text message, email, or sounds an alarm) whenever the RFID is present.
  19. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    Aces! :lmao2:
  20. casmith07

    casmith07 Attorney-at-Zone

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    I would liberally spread wasabe and then coat it with some spicy mustard to hide the appearance.

    Ice-Pak contents will floor them as well. LOL. Like it was stated above, that's pretty ruthless.

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