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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Feb 4, 2009.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Click here to clean it.

    :)
  2. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    Yeah, that's much better, thanks...
  3. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    ugliest.dog.ever. i hate those smashed in face pups
  4. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    That's what you get when they chase parked cars... :D
  5. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    :lmao2:
  6. Route 66

    Route 66 Active Member

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    Good. Then you'll hate even more pictures of them including my pup.

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  7. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    [youtube]xkVzsW6mHwc[/youtube]
  8. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    How could you not love that face. :laugh2:

    Not long after I got married my wife wanted a puppy so we went to this place called The Puppy Corral. She looked around for a while and asked to see a pug puppy. They wanted $900 for that pup. I thought I was going to need a crowbar to get that puppy away from her. We ended up paying $100 for a terrier mix.
  9. Route 66

    Route 66 Active Member

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    Some pugs are outright u-g-l-y. Its hard to find one that doesn't have goldfish eyes.
  10. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    To me they are like bulldogs so ugly they are cute. :laugh2:
  11. SkinsFan28

    SkinsFan28 Active Member

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    Great Screensaver!!!
  12. SkinsFan28

    SkinsFan28 Active Member

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    New to the off topic area, but here is:
    WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES


    Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......



    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

    Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

    Day 983 of my captivity...

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously ********.

    The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
  13. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    :lmao: :laugh2: :laugh1:
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    funniest thing I read in my life
  14. Jon88

    Jon88 Benched

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    That's the ugliest dog ever.

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