After being continually pestered about T.O.'s hammy, and the catastrophic effects it's having on the entire season one and a half weeks into training camp, Parcells stands up during his press conference, invites Jen Floyd Engel to the podium, and announces she will be answering all questions Owens for the remainder of his contract, and will be available 24/7 to answer such questions, and can no longer worry about anything else Cowboys related...and she will do it all with a genuine smile on her face since she has made it her personal mission to lambast Bill and his apparent indifference to the whole affair. Additionally, he requests that since it bothers her so much, and if it is ok with Mac, that she be T.O.'s personal masseuse to help expedite his return to the PRACTICE field so that she can write about something else. She will assure every Cowboy fan that when T.O. returns, he will be completely healthy and be available for the games that count.