Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by VietCowboy, Nov 17, 2011.
would you go to every Dallas game and try to "help" them win?
~not making eye contact~
I'd be too busy fighting crime.
Cowboys? Pfft. Let's just say that WG's house will suddenly become "haunted."
That's like that baseball movie, Angels in the Outfield.
yes, but they couldn't help out in the world series. You can help out in the Super Bowl
I see what you didn't do there
Being in a huge crowd full of people walking and moving about who couldn't see you ... getting on a field where giant men are running full tilt. And if you got hit, no one would realize you were out cold in the middle of the field. Sounds dangerous.
But if instead of being invisible, if it were possible to turn into a frisbee catching dog at will, all things would be possible.
True. Much safer in the cheerleaders' locker room.
No, I have too much respect for the integrity of the game.
Let me just say that I would be rich beyond anyone's wildest dreams and would own the team and be able to pay anyone I wanted to build a team to be amazed by.
Yes. I would also rob banks and get down with some voyeur action.
I would be Dexter...in a non-murderer sense.
Yes I would go to the games and I would spend most of my time in the girls bathroom and laying flat on the field in the cheerleading section.
Heck yeah. All you'd need to do is stand in front of any kick-off, field goal attempt, or in between the long snapper and the punter to give the team a HUGE advantage.
Question is, where am I going to hide a hatchet to make sure the world is safe from Ruthlessraper for all eternity?
so would i.
We would have 10 SuperBowls.
First team to win 10 in a row.
Super Bowl champs every year !!
After I left the Cheerleaders locker room, Yes I would help the team. :laugh2:
So, cheerleaders lockerroom prior to kickoff? And then to the gridiron !
Pleasure before business is my motto. :laugh2: