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I'm a votin' fer Bush

Discussion in 'Political Zone' started by CoachParcells, Apr 30, 2004.

  1. CoachParcells

    CoachParcells Benched

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    Yessiree,

    I jus saw a TV speshal on Bush's luv fer Jesus. Finalee they's gettin' God back intuh poleetics and they's gonna stayten out dem lib'rals. Halleloooooyah!!

    So everybuddy git out an' vote for the greatest man in the land! Don't be a votin for dem lib'ral hippy, draft dodgin' commie pinko homosexuals. They's a deeeescrace to the greatest nation in the whole wide world!!
  2. Ben_n_austin111

    Ben_n_austin111 Benched

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    Coach, why the sarcasm? ;)
  3. CoachParcells

    CoachParcells Benched

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    Because it's what I picture going through the mind of a typical Bush voter.
  4. NoDak Cowboy

    NoDak Cowboy Benched

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    I'm voting for Bush.



    Nice to know what you think of me.
  5. Jimz31

    Jimz31 The Sarcastic One

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    Typical liberal.

    No offense Ben. ;)
  6. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    You're so right. They should really establish a literacy test or something like that before they allow people to vote.

    That would really show Bush!
  7. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    THis could be quite possibly the most assinine post in the history of the internet. Al Gore would be proud.
  8. CoachParcells

    CoachParcells Benched

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    Who cares what Al Gore thinks? Do you? I certainly don't.
  9. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Didn't Al invent the internet?
  10. CoachParcells

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    Again, who cares about Al Gore? Do you? I certainly don't.
  11. marsbennett

    marsbennett Mars Man

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    Wrong, voters like you are the motivation for typical Bush voters.
  12. CoachParcells

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    Voters like me...

    That makes a lot of sense.

    "Hey honey, we'd better get to the polls and vote for Bush, like real FAST!! That crazy guy on the internet is shootin' his mouth again and if we don't do somethin' he's gonna ruin everything and the terrorists win".
  13. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    He means that we make sure we go out to the polls to make sure that some idiot doesn't get into office. If that's not what HE meant that is what I mean.
  14. CoachParcells

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    So you're saying that we should favor geniuses like Bush, who has publicly declared his disdain for intellectuals and his dislike for reading. Yeah, great idea. Let's vote that guy in. Good thinking...
  15. marsbennett

    marsbennett Mars Man

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    Thanks for explaining to Coach Dipshat.......It's nutty mofo's like that that kept all the JesseCrats making sure Helms was in office to offset the Teddy 'give me a drink and a broad' Kennedys in the Senate.
  16. CoachParcells

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    More name-calling followed by an unfounded accusation of me being a democrat.
  17. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    Knock off the name calling....if this guy gets you so wound up I suggest you put him on your ignore list.
  18. CoachParcells

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    BrainPaint,

    I just wanted you to know that I respect the way you run things. I really do. And I'm not saying that just to butter up to you. I realize that I'm not exactly one your favorites and I probably never will be. But I'm ok with that. It's nothing personal to me.

    I don't know what you've heard about me from other forums, but generally speaking most people I talk to and get to know gain an understanding of where I'm coming from without compromising their own beliefs.

    This is what a political debate forum is supposed to be like. It's not a clean business. But I will try to keep it above the waistline as much as possible.

    -CP
  19. BulletBob

    BulletBob The Godfather

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    CP, with all due respect, starting a thread like this one makes it difficult for people "to gain an understanding of where [you are] coming from without compromising their own beliefs." Unless, of course, "where you are coming from" is a sophomoric attempt at humor in order to stir up flaming responses. In that case, I do understand, and didn't even have to compromise my own beliefs to do so. :p

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