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Italian Pasta Diet -- It Really Works!!

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by irvin88, May 21, 2008.

  1. irvin88

    irvin88 Active Member

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    THE ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!


    1. You walka pasta da bakery.
    2. You walka pasta da candy store.
    3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
    4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.


    and you will lose weight!


    AND....CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?


    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
    nutrition and health.
    It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
    studies.


    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans.
    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans.
    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than Americans.
    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than Americans.
    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

    Apparently being an English speaking American is what kills you.
  2. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    The "Pasta" diet really does work too.
  3. DallasFanSince86

    DallasFanSince86 Pessimism Sucks

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    :laugh2:

    Very good.

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