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Jamarcus Russell making a comeback

Discussion in 'NFL Zone' started by RS12, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. RS12

    RS12 Well-Known Member

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    benjamin eckstein ‏@vegasvigorish
    Draft bust JaMarcus Russell says he'll make NFL return http://usat.ly/10sBPHU via @USATODAY
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    translation= he's broke
  2. BAZ

    BAZ Drunken Mick

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    Bummer. Just as he makes a comeback we switch from needing a fat run stuffing nose. Cowboys just can't catch a break
  3. Lonestar94

    Lonestar94 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe this is what Jerry Jones has been holding out on, at 310 pounds, he can fill the void at Center.
  4. rash

    rash Member

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    I would seriously give the man a shot.

    Don't think too many QBs could succeed playing in the land of the yellow tape aka West Oakland, and Yamarcus is no exception.

    He's got the rocket arm.

    Dez would love him...
  5. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    :laugh2:

    If he burned through 32 million that fast, he's not going to make enough in his comeback to last him through his next retirement.
  6. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    It makes sense with the popularity of the read option. I think it can work, except Russell couldn't run even when he was only 270 lbs, he is an inaccurate passer and he can't read defenses. Other than all that it has success written all over it.
  7. Illini88228

    Illini88228 Well-Known Member

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    Must be out of purple drank.
  8. burmafrd

    burmafrd Well-Known Member

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    clearly you never saw him play
  9. dexternjack

    dexternjack World Traveler Zone Supporter

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    Lets can Orton too and get Tebow. Wow, what a combo, Jemarcus and Tebow, look out NFL!
  10. RS12

    RS12 Well-Known Member

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    Tully Corcoran ‏@tullycorcoran
    Jamarcus Russell "down to 308 pounds." Well in that case...
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    :slob: :muttley:
  11. Supercowboy1986

    Supercowboy1986 Well-Known Member

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    I still can't believe he was the #1 overall.
  12. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    That was a terrible draft to be taking a quarterback. There was no sense in taking any of them in the first round much less #1 overall. Then again, it was Al Davis.

    JaMarcus Russell
    Brady Quinn
    Kevin Kolb
    John Beck
    Drew Stanton
    Trent Edwards
    Isaiah Stanback(drafted to be a WR)
    Jeff Rowe
    Troy Smith
    Jordan Palmer
    Tyler Thigpen
  13. 1fisher

    1fisher Active Member

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    That is friggin' hilarious to me. :lmao2:

    I have some good friends that call it red drank.
  14. newlander

    newlander Well-Known Member

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    ..........Mike and Mike were talking about it this morning: he got up to 340 lbs and is DOWN to 309 lbs....he is showing Manti Te'o like intelligence in coming out and announcing this BEFORE getting in shape, which would be 245ish on his frame...what a tool
  15. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Exactly... he is a great athlete but a terrible position player... he's also lazy and overweight...

    His comeback depends on a team giving him a chance... I wouldn't...

    Plus he is fond of Purple Drank...
  16. jobberone

    jobberone Genetically engineered moderating Orangutan Staff Member

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    I'd like to get him into shape and see if he can play TE. He'd need to speed train as well. Does he have the intelligence to play in the NFL.
  17. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    I don't think he has the intelligence to play checkers.
  18. Lonestar94

    Lonestar94 Well-Known Member

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    :laugh2:

    How fast can you run the 40 Jamarcus?

    JR: 11 seconds flat!!
  19. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    As to his "comeback" claim. You can only do so if someone wants you.

    I can't just decide to make my comeback in the NFL (or debut as it would be) simply because I proclaimed I was going to.

    I can't imagine anyone would want him. He's about 1 trip to the buffet away from a heart attack.

    Any team that takes him should have a gastric bypass written into his contract.
  20. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    Just tape a picture of a glazed ham off in the distance onto his visor so he's always chasing after it. I bet he'd break land speed records.

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