I ran into a jerk today on my way to RiteAid to pick up some Neutrogena and facial tanning lotion. Anyways, on the turn into the parking lot, this car takes forever to turn in. I mean, it had good distance between an oncoming car to make the turn. So I give the person a kind of, "dude, what the ****?" look while putting up my fingers, hands on the steering wheel, in an exasperated type of way. So the car finally turns in. Looking back, it's one of those types of deals that you forget about, and go on with your day, so I pushed that into the back of my mind, park and walk in. There's no tanning lotion, so I head back to put the Neutrogena away because I'll try Target next and get both there, and I see this guy coming up the aisle with a 24 pack of Bud Light. So I move my body a little sideways to allow him to pass through unmolested. This dude doesn't blink an eye, and tries to plow right through me. Suffice to say, I knocked him into a display case of some kind of lotion which causes a couple of bottles to fall to the ground and break, and we both continue walking. Neither of us say anything. It doesn't really get me angry (I thought maybe there just wasn't that much room) so I finish putting the Neutrogena on the shelf, and I kind of followed him out of the store. Not maliciously, it just turned out that way. He goes to his Mercedes, and it immediately dawns on me that that's the car from before because I saw him park at the same time I did, but on the opposite side a few cars down. Now I'm agitated. This dude was probably in his early-30s. A kind of fellow like theo with some money, but is a total jerk. He's already driving away, so I can't really do anything about it. So yeah, ****ing jerks. Anybody have any jerk store stories?