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Jerry Jones sold his sole to the Devil in 1995

Discussion in 'Rant Zone' started by theranchsucks, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. theranchsucks

    theranchsucks Well-Known Member

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    He made a deal with the devil.......one Super Bowl win without Jimmy Johnson and the Cowboys will not win again till he, Jerry, is gone.
  2. DallasCowboysRule!

    DallasCowboysRule! Well-Known Member

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    He said in a CBS interview one time that he made a deal with God that if he got that 3rd one he'd never ask for another. So for you religious folks you can take it as divine truth that we will never win another with Jerry at the helm because it looks like God intends to hold him to that deal.
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  3. coult44

    coult44 Well-Known Member

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    It was still Jimmys team...Everyone knows it...
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  4. TVMan

    TVMan Active Member

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  5. theranchsucks

    theranchsucks Well-Known Member

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  6. Picksix

    Picksix A Work in Progress

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    I think it has a lot more to do with Jerry's ineptness in trying to run this team than any "deal". But it does seem as though this team is cursed.
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  7. BraveHeartFan

    BraveHeartFan We got a hat. I want a ring.

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    Yeah I've seen Jerry talk about this a bunch of times.

    God doesn't care about the outcome of NFL games. So Jerry talking about that, jokingly as he always does, means absolutely nothing.
  8. Risen Star

    Risen Star Likes Collector Zone Supporter

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    He sold his sole.

    Now that you mention it, I have noticed a limp.
  9. Risen Star

    Risen Star Likes Collector Zone Supporter

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    Get back to me when something he says actually is worth something.
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  10. jobberone

    jobberone Save the Snow Leopard Staff Member

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    I've grown way beyond annoyed with Jerry. It's called bored to tears.
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  11. dexternjack

    dexternjack World Traveler Zone Supporter

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    What kind of sole did he sell? Was it a flounder, halibut or what? :D
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  12. Idgit

    Idgit Ice up, son. Ice up! Staff Member

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    Everybody knows how much the Devil likes his fish.
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  13. Pokes12

    Pokes12 Active Member

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    I am sorry for you, my friend but you did not mean sole. Sole is either by itself or on the bottom of your shoe. You meant Soul, and Jerruh has none.
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  14. dexternjack

    dexternjack World Traveler Zone Supporter

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    You can not leave this fellow out!

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  15. cajuncocoa

    cajuncocoa Bleeding silver and blue Zone Supporter

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    Soul. He sold his soul.
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  16. 65fastback2plus2

    65fastback2plus2 Well-Known Member

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    flounder ftw! had some delish flounder for lunch today
  17. BoysFan4ever

    BoysFan4ever Well-Known Member

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    Are we sure Jerry has a soul?
  18. BraveHeartFan

    BraveHeartFan We got a hat. I want a ring.

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    I agree with you there on him. Nothing he says is worth listening to. I just think it's silly for anyone to actually think any conversation he supposedly had with God has any bearing on the Cowboys seasons.
  19. Tawney88

    Tawney88 Well-Known Member

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    Bingo!

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