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Jess is Two-Timing Tony!

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Danny White, Nov 21, 2006.

  1. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1604


    Us Magazine says that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are dating again, after a disastrous first try two months ago. The two met for lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, last week. A source said:

    "She didn't eat much. She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date. Mayer left a $40 tip on the $100 bill."

    And a source close to Mayer says:

    "It's a flirtation. I wouldn't call it full-on dating, but there is a fondness. He doesn't like the attention, but he likes her. He wants to avoid the public scrutiny of last time."
     
  2. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    I'm pretty sure after double vodka cranberries she thought it was Tony. Enough of this nonsense, the two of them need to get it on already.
     
  3. StevenOtero

    StevenOtero Well-Known Member

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    Amen. Make some lil Tony's and lil Jessica's.
     
  4. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey

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    Romo is the QB of the Cowboys. He is already finished with her.

    Now he will work on the cheerleaders.
     
  5. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    If its a he it would be the best looking QB of all time.

    If its a she it would be the best looking cowboys cheerleader of all time.

    :starspin
     
  6. StevenOtero

    StevenOtero Well-Known Member

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    :lmao: Yeah Romo is such a stud :rolleyes:
     
  7. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Per the article that was November 12th. He might be dead in the saddle by now.
     
  8. Doomsday

    Doomsday Rising Star

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    WOW that is a nice little see thru shirt she has on there.
     
  9. conner01

    conner01 Well-Known Member

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    she is not the take her home to mom type. more of the hit it and move on type.then i guess he could call paris
     
  10. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    No way! The last thing we need is a QB with a raging case of VD. :eek:
     
  11. InmanRoshi

    InmanRoshi Zone Scribe

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    Seriously, is she that much hotter than any of the cheerleaders?
     
  12. Darkhound

    Darkhound Active Member

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    So, to my understanding, Tony and Jess are no loger going to date? vmmmm that didnt last!
     
  13. BARRYRAY

    BARRYRAY Well-Known Member

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    If I'm John I'd be looking over my shoulder for #31, we're a team and nobody jacks with us, its romo time..
     
  14. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    Yes...
     
  15. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    Now THAT was a freakin' hilarious image you just put in my head.


    :lmao2:
     
  16. SultanOfSix

    SultanOfSix Star Power

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    No. The cheerleader in otero1's avatar is hotter.
     
  17. cowboys#1

    cowboys#1 Finish!

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    thats the thing with really beautiful women, they will cheat on you...every other man will flirt with her enough to woo her into bed....i know i would :devil:
     
  18. Doomsday

    Doomsday Rising Star

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    LOL you lousy home wrecker. :shoot1:
     
  19. cowboys#1

    cowboys#1 Finish!

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    hey...she was asking for it...:busty:
     
  20. CrazyCowboy

    CrazyCowboy Well-Known Member

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    He could have all of Dallas right now......he is playing thta great!
     

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