Discussion in 'Political Zone' started by Danny White, Sep 24, 2008.
I wonder if they'd take a blank hot check?
Yeah, they contacted me last month. I did what they asked, and I just got a check in my mailbox yesterday for a million bucks for my trouble.
I'm going shopping today.
It's so sincere of them to blame everything on Phil Graham who was part of 90%+ vote in both houses that brought forth those bills in the 90's.
I don't know why he doesn't get the Federal Reserve to print him some more endless scrip out of thin air, that ought to solve his problem. Maybe doesn't like their interest rate?
Please do not be alarmed at the way I am contacting you, and I trust God you will see your way to assisting me.
I am Mr. Henry Paulson, and I currently serve as Secretary of Treasury in a North American country, the US of A. I am due to be receiving the sum of USD700 billion (seven hundred billions), only the money seems to be held up. I got your name from the girl who runs the computer. This is where I need your help.
As soon as you can, God willing, I will need you to give me the number of your American account where I can wire this sum. For your trouble, as part of the settlement, I will give you the sum of exactly nothing.
Please be well, and I trust in God you will assist me honestly and without delay.
Mr. Henry Paulson
USA Secretary of Treasure
One would think that a person of Mr. Paulson's status and academic background would have a firmer grasp on basic English grammar.