Kind of Funny

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  1. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    My office is decorated with a lot of Cowboys stuff. During the day when I am gone to work my wife is home and whenever we have stuff delivered it always comes to my office. The driver for DHL who delivers this route is a Redskins fan and my wife says he always has something negative to say about the Cowboys. My wife constantly tells him the stuff is mine and she isn't a football fan. It doesn't stop him from saying what he thinks. He hates all the blue. The picture of Emmitt hurts his eyes. Blah, blah, blah.

    So this last week I ordered a new computer and some software for my wife's business. The last of the software came yesterday and I had got off work early and was home when DHL delivered.

    This morning my wife saw the box and asked when it came. I said yesterday afternoon. She asked me what the delivery man had said to me since he finally had his chance to tell me what he thinks of the Cowboys. I said, "he didn't say anything to me."

    So she started asking me what he looks like and I described him. It was the guy who always has something to say. I described him to a T. He's the only driver for DHL on this route. So she pressed me, "he didn't say anything about how much he hates the Cowboys?"

    "Not a word."

    My wife looked at me and said, "big ape," and walked out of the office.

  2. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    Just tell your wife that the next time he delivers something and he starts up that stuff. Just have her look at him and say. You know you are a big tough guy that kept his mouth shut when my husband was here last time, you know my husband the one that IS the football and Cowboys fan. So how about you knock the stuff off when he is away cause I don't want to hear your tough guy act anymore. However if it keeps up maybe I will call your boss and have you moved to another area or fired for harassment.

    That should tighten his mouth and arse next time he delivers something to your house when your wife is there.:D
  3. L-O-Jete

    L-O-Jete Well-Known Member

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    I'd just tell her to yell over her shoulder "Honey (or big ape), the delivery guy wants to talk to you..."
  4. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    That's pretty weak on his part. What'd he think you were going to do, beat him up? You probably would have gotten a kick out of talking football with him.
  5. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    That's just one of those things that NEEDS to happen. Videotape his reaction with a small camera and post it on this might be the funniest thread in history.
  6. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    :laugh2: He'd be like the delivery guys when I had my big dog. They'd put the box down and before I could get to the door they were in the truck.
  7. jksmith269

    jksmith269 Proud Navy Veteran 1990-1995

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    I think you guys are missing it, I think he's trying to flirt with your wife...
  8. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Heck yeah I would have. You've met me, I'll talk football with anyone. I didn't even think about that he was the guy who tells her all that stuff until she asked me.

    I don't know what's funnier, him not giving me grief after all that he has said to my wife, or her reaction to the fact he didn't say anything.
  9. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    The wifes reaction because everyone knows Skins fans don't know anything about football. :laugh2:
  10. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Ding, ding, ding.

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    All she has to say next time is...

    I heard that you have met my husband (while she sports a smirk)


    She knows what the smirk is for and so wil he :laugh2:
  12. DallasFanSince86

    DallasFanSince86 Pessimism Sucks

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    Great idea.
  13. Dawgs0916

    Dawgs0916 Will the Thrill

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    :laugh2: I thought the exact same thing too...

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    I dont see that.
  15. Cowboy Junkie

    Cowboy Junkie leonargized

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    One thing all football fans share no matter what team we cheer for is being able to say things with malice about the other mans team and it is al in fun....

    you say those same things about your house, family , car and they are fighting words . Say them about your team and it is just a game of chess to one up them so the delivery guy has no reason to not rag hoss in the least unless he wants his wife....

    So Hoss guy wants to make a delivery to your lady.
    then when he seen you it frightened the crap out of him because he knows what he is up to but doesn't know if you know

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