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LOL@Ashley Simpson...

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by DallasCowpoke111, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    getting booed after her 1/2-time appearance.

    She REALLY should have stuck w/ the "Milli Vanilli" concept, 'cus her "pipes" S U C K!!!
  2. Avery

    Avery The Dog that Saved Charleston

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    I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. :D

    She just sucks at music, she needs to face it. Her sister has the pipes, she doesn't. Quit getting by on your name and actually do something more to your talents. What that is for her to decide.

    That halftime show was the definition of excess. I actually had time to run to Wendy's, wait ten minutes in drive-thru, and get back to see her godawful performance.
  3. dillinger319

    dillinger319 Striped Leopard Zone Supporter

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    did you see her face ...lol... that was priceless....She was like *** lol this isnt Saturday night live...lol......that was so great...
  4. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    yup she is horrible, i changed the channel
  5. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Her sister has the lungs, the looks and the pipes...

    Some siblings get the motherlode while others are bankrupt... this is a perfect example...
  6. Avery

    Avery The Dog that Saved Charleston

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    To be honest, I'd probably still sleep with her, but my concern would deepen when her moans seem to be coming from a nearby radio. :D
  7. Rude

    Rude New Member

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    Dang it, I missed it
  8. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    her sister definately has the *lungs* but they are both awful singers...and dammit I missed the halftime show....
  9. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    I'd Hit It too


    :clubbed:
  10. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    The only thing on Jessica that isn't fake is her voice but I'd still hit it :D
  11. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    I felt sorry for Kelly Clarkson because it was clear that the microphone and ear piece weren't working well.

    Ashlee sucks. According to Pops Simpson on Jessica, "They're real and they're spectacular."
  12. Midswat

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    I love Ashley Simpson . . .

    And her sister . . .

    And Britney . . .

    And Christina . . .

    And Mandy Moore if the cops aren't around . . .
  13. GTaylor

    GTaylor Gif Dude

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  14. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    Here's another....

    Captain "Trick"....
    [IMG]

    His brother......
    [IMG]

    :laugh2:
  15. Midswat

    Midswat Benched

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    Heres another example . . .

    Anyone can see that I'm much better looking than my brother to the left of me . . .

    [IMG]
  16. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    Oh yeaaaa, it's as plain as the ears on... I MEAN NOSE, on your face!!
  17. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    I didn't know Shannon Sharpe is your brother :D
  18. phildominator

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    Dude, that is hilarious. I didn't get to see the performance, so that was my first time. Even if I was watching the game, I'm sure I would have changed the channel and missed that comedy.

    Who gets booed worse? Ashlee Simpson at a concert or Vinny Testaverde in Texas Stadium?

    Actually - who would get booed worse if the roles were reversed -- Ashlee in Texas Stadium playing QB or Vinny singing?

    What is up with the networks putting up this trash during football games? MNF likes to put celebrity spots that do nothing to attract new viewers and do everything to make football fans turn off the game. Ashlee Simpson and Kelly Clarkson performing during halftime???

    That reminds me of the time when Elton John was the headliner at a Harley-Davidson anniversary concert.

    Honestly, if Tom Brady played the cowbell at Ashlee Simpson's concert, it wouldn't make football fans flock to her concerts...
  19. Rude

    Rude New Member

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  20. DLK150

    DLK150 The Quiet Man

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    Here's a review of her performance. I guess Carnegie Hall is out for her.

    Ashlee Simpson’s vocal malfunction
    Making viewers long for the days of Janet Jackson's breast



    After all, agencies of the federal government are there to protect the citizenry from any sort of injury or harm. Ashlee’s performance at halftime of Tuesday night’s Orange Bowl in Miami was about as close as a singer gets to committing aggravated assault. If she had only taken a lesson from Janet Jackson, the world would be talking today about the exposure of a boob rather than a fraud.

    Much of the blame for this fiasco falls upon ABC, which hired this female Gilbert Gottfried to headline the halftime show for college football’s ultimate game, matching No. 1 USC against No. 2 Oklahoma. If the Sooners are despondent today after absorbing a 55-19 bludgeoning from the Trojans, they can take solace that each and every one of them could have taken the halftime stage dressed in drag and mooed like a cow and still induce fewer boos than Ashlee did Tuesday night.

    First NBC invited Ashlee on “Saturday Night Live,” where she tried to fool the audience by lip-synching her way through a song, but failed. Now ABC. Don’t these networks have a Standards and Practices office anymore? Don’t they care about the welfare of our children? Don’t these network executives realize that a performance like Ashlee’s could produce imitators? Are they unconcerned about copycat Ashlees?

    Slack-jawed awe
    Ashlee’s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.



    I watched the Orange Bowl Tuesday night, like millions of other Americans. The first half was all USC. When halftime arrived, I sat at the kitchen table, watching the TV from a room away. Because of the distance, the sound seemed lower than it was if I was right there in front of the screen. I started to enjoy a fine meal. I felt safe and secure.

    When Ashlee came on and began to perform, though, I literally dropped my fork. Then I cupped my hands over my ears, but it didn’t help. Ashlee’s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

    I desperately searched for the remote so I could hit the mute button, but I must have misplaced it. But I also couldn’t believe that someone didn’t rush the stage and stop her. The local police. The FBI. Homeland security. Even an angry mob of vigilantes. Instead, they just let her keep going. I’ve never felt so helpless or vulnerable in my life.

    I happened to look out the window and noticed that some of my neighbors were running down the street, their hands over their ears, screaming for help. I wanted to help them, I really did. Yet I was gripped by horror and disbelief. I was practically catatonic. For their sake — and for mine — all I could hope for was a swift end to the halftime show.

    Shrieking like a hyena giving birth, she closed her “song” with something that approximates the phrase, “you make we wanna SCREAM!” And then she waited for applause.

    Instead, she got boos, the kind of irate and vindictive boos that usually occur after a pro wrestler taunts a crowd. Through the cacophony, the gentle strains of “You suck!” could be heard. Ashlee was escorted off the stage and through a tunnel, and let’s just say the Indiana Pacers were received more warmly by Detroit fans when they walked toward the locker room after the brawl.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6791368/

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