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Man arrested for being naked in his own kitchen

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by bbgun, Oct 21, 2009.

  1. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    Um, why weren't the trespassers charged with "peeping"?


    Coffee-making naked guy rebuffed by exposure charge

    October 21, 2009 - 10:53am

    SPRINGFIELD, Va. - Eric Williamson faces an indecent exposure charge after a passerby saw him in the buff in his own home making coffee.

    It happened at 5:30 a.m. Monday.

    Channel 5 reports the woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path.

    Williamson, 29, says he didn't know anyone could see him.

    "If I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen, it's natural. It's my kitchen," Williamson tells Channel 5.

    Williamson says his roommates were not home when he came into the kitchen and made his coffee.

    Fairfax County Police say they believed Williamson wanted to be seen naked by the public.

    Williamson, a father of a 5-year old girl, said he plans to fight the charge.

    "There is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he says.

    A trial lawyer, who is not connected to the Williamson's case, says the state will have to prove that Williamson knew people were there for them to get a conviction on the charge that carries a one-year jail term and a $2,000 fine.
  2. Yeagermeister

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    That explains why Bob hasn't been around this week.
  3. ArmyCowboy

    ArmyCowboy New Member

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    Note to self:

    Robe!!!!
  4. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    That's ridiculous.

    Should charge the lady who was in his yard for being a peeping tom.

    I walk around naked in my house all the time. If you don't want to see, then don't be looking in my house.
  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Thanks for the warning
  6. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    This how you came by the handle Chief?


    :laugh2:
  7. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Saw this on the news last night and thought the same thing.
  8. bbgun

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    She's probably a Gladys Kravitz type.

    [IMG]
  9. Big Dakota

    Big Dakota New Member

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    I love it, it never gets old:laugh2:
  10. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    Beat me to it.

    Where is Bob?
  11. bbgun

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    That's exactly what would have happened had the genders been reversed.
  12. CliffnMesquite

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    woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path.

    The woman is guilty of trespass and child endangerment. I hope he presses charges.
  13. rkell87

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    really they believe he ment to be seen naked making coffee in his kitchen? at 5:30 in the morning when 99% of the population that is awake at that hour are more than likely making coffee in their own kitchen, not cutting through someones yard.

    what is this country coming to. i bet someone had seen him before and it some how got back to the woman so she intentionally cut through the yard to see him so she could sue for money. far fatched i know but jeez so is being able to be sued for being naked in your own home
  14. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    No, it wouldn't. A guy wouldn't have called the cops. He would have called his friends.
  15. Hostile

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    Okay, am I the only one who wants to hear the 911 call for this?

    "There's a naked man."

    "Where is he?"

    "In his kitchen."

    Click..."Hello, hello."


    How does 911 even send an officer to respond? We have lost our minds in this country.
  16. Big Dakota

    Big Dakota New Member

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    :laugh1: and we're fat.
  17. Gemini Dolly

    Gemini Dolly Well-Known Member

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    Poor dude, He must have been an ugly, hairy, fat dude and thats why she called the cops. Had it been a hunk, she would have busted out her phone to snap pictures, not to call cops.
  18. Vintage

    Vintage The Cult of Jib

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    Death penalty IMO.

    The woman deserves it for such stupidity.
  19. MetalHead

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    Look for the picture of the guy,it's definitely BrainPaint.
  20. Bob Sacamano

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    just more proof that *****es suck

    unless they are naked

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