Man tries to smuggle turtle onto plane in KFC hamburger

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  1. joseephuss

    joseephuss Well-Known Member

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    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/20...le-onto-plane-in-KFC-hamburger/7991375284541/

    Man tries to smuggle turtle onto plane in KFC hamburger


    A Chinese man reportedly tried to smuggle his pet turtle past security at the Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport in Guangdong, China by hiding it in a Kentucky Fried Chicken hamburger.
    The man, whose last name is Li, was on his way to board a China Southern Airlines flight to Beijing when he was stopped during the x-ray screening at the airport over an "odd protrusion" that was sticking out of a KFC burger inside his bag.
     
  2. hipfake08

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    Just put some long hair on him and put him in a small dog transport cage.
     
  3. FiveRings

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    At least he wasn't on his mobile device on the plane
     
  4. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    The strangest thing out of this story.. KFC sells hamburgers??
     
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  5. Lonestar94

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    Right?

    "Man tries to smuggle turtle onto plane in KFC hamburger" is probably the strangest combination of words in a sentence i've ever seen lol.
     
  6. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking that same thing when i read the headline! haha
     
  7. Shunpike

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    Roy with his hammer again. I love it :)
     
  8. PJTHEDOORS

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    Why didn't the guy say he just bought the burger, and had no idea a turtle was in it.
     
  9. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    lol

    Coulda been a rich, rich man.. imagine that lawsuit.
     
  10. TheCount

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  11. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    Where in the heck did you find that? lol
     
  12. TheCount

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    Linked to in the article. I was SO hoping it was a real photo from the incident.
     
  13. RoyTheHammer

    RoyTheHammer Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
  14. danielofthesaints

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    lol. I hate when people get aggravated about that. Little do they know, it doesn't affect anything.
     
  15. Bill Wooten

    Bill Wooten Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. That is what freaked me out. KFC and hamburger do no go together.
     
  16. TheCount

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    It affects my having to listen to idiots have inane conversations in an enclosed space.
     
  17. danielofthesaints

    danielofthesaints Well-Known Member

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    first world problems
     
  18. chip_gilkey

    chip_gilkey Well-Known Member

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    All fast food joints alter their menus significantly when they take their restaurants overseas. You'd be surprised what fast food places sell in places like the Middle East and India.
     
  19. 5Stars

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    lmao...!
     

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