During tonight's debate, McCain unveils a huge surprise within his economic package: a 300 billion dollar plan to buy up and refinance defaulting mortgages, which, when combined with the 750 billion dollar plan already approved by Congress, will further nationalize the financial industry. Say what? So, here are our candidates: 1) McCain, who wants even more government involvement in the housing market. 2) Obama, who seeks wealth redistribution and socialized medicine. In essence, our choices are socialism and more socialism. I can't tell you just how awesome I feel right now. I see no other option: From this point forth, I will be referring to all of my friends and fellow Zoners as comrade.