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  1. CowboyJeff

    CowboyJeff New Member

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    Anyone know where I can buy a battery operated megaphone in the Dallas area (before Sunday's game)? I tried Walmart, Target, Sports Authority, Academy...nobody carries them in store. Anyone have one I can borrow? Thanks.
  2. SkinsandTerps

    SkinsandTerps Redskins Forever

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    They will kick you out.

    Just an FYI.
  3. Spectre

    Spectre Well-Known Member

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    you're gonna piss the people seated around you off.

    getting beat up by your fellow fans doesn't sound too fun.
  4. cowboyed

    cowboyed Garrett Groupie

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    Dear Megaphone Manic,

    Even your fellow Cowboys fans would find you a wee bit obnoxious and the stadium announcer would come looking for you and kick your arse with unbridled gusto. What other in your face fan theatrics are you dreaming up? Wearing a lithium battery operated neon jersey that visibly flashes within a radius of 5 miles.

    Just messing with you, love your enthusiasm but smoke some opium before kickoff...
  5. Heisenberg

    Heisenberg Pow! Pow!

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    The Jubbinator!
  6. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Actually, yes I do. Look up Police and Fire equipment sales stores in the area.
  7. CowboyJeff

    CowboyJeff New Member

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    Rule #1: When you ASSUME, you make an *** of U and ME. Who ever said this was going into the stadium???????? Only a complete douchebag would do that.
  8. CowboyJeff

    CowboyJeff New Member

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    Thanks Hos. Gotta make sure I can yell back some nice retorts to the preverbial "steers and queers" the intelligent Giants fans love to bellow when they walk through the parking lot. It seems that's all they've got. :)
  9. CowboyJeff

    CowboyJeff New Member

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    :lmao2: :lmao: Too funny. But no, it's not going into the stadium. It's staying in the parking lot with me. When the Giants fans walk by with their "steers and queers" comments I want to be able to respond loudly, "The Dallas Cowboys welcome Governor Jim McGreevey, Roy Simmons, and rest of the manly New York Giants...." Last year we did that, and they had absolutely no response. How can you really respond to that? ;)
  10. cowboyed

    cowboyed Garrett Groupie

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    You are one cool dude after all and you have a sense of humor. I see the method to your madness. Hostile has shown you where to go for the goods.
    And hey, the Cowboys won!!!
  11. DA FAN

    DA FAN Active Member

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    So Jeff,

    Was the megaphone effective? Did you have fun?

    I will definetly have to see you in action on my next game/trip. LOL
  12. SupermanXx

    SupermanXx Benched

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    AP, September 10, 2007 - A man by the handle of CowboyJeff was found unconcious under a bridge near Irving, Texas this morning. Sexual abuse was apparant and the letters "NYG" were written all over his body with human feces. Details to follow.
  13. CowboyJeff

    CowboyJeff New Member

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    We had a blast - took some video of our hazing of the Giants fans that I will hopefully have encoded and uploaded later today.
  14. CowboyJeff

    CowboyJeff New Member

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    :lmao: :lmao2: The one "haze" I wish we got on tape was when a few Jets fans walked by wearing Jets jerseys. I have no idea why you wear a Jets jersey to a Cowboys-Giants, game, but okay I'll play along. So I say on the megaphone, "Weeeeeeeeeeeee have some Jets fans walking by!!!!!!!!" The Jets fans start to cheer. I begin their Jets fan chant and suck them into it, "J-E-T-S.." but wait....it then takes an ugly turn. I finish the chant with "Suck Suck Suck!!!" The look on their faces went from pure joy to heartbreak in about 2 seconds. They looked like someone told them their favorite pet just died. It was priceless.
  15. CowboyJeff

    CowboyJeff New Member

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    Radio Shack had one I bought and it is my new tailgate toy!!!! Video should be uploaded later today.
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