A guy is sitting at a bar in New York City . He looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No," he replies, "I have this new state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The guy explains, It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The guy smirks, taps his watch and says, " friggin thing's running about an hour fast, Can I buy you a drink"