If Mike Zimmer is back for 2006 I have decided I would be nice and help out the Zimmer lovers in here who think Mike Zimmer is the greatest DC the NFL has ever seen and he can do no wrong. The thing is their excuses for Zimmer are old and just lame. I am not sure if I should laugh or cry now when I read there same ol laughable excuses for this guy. So I thought I would help them get started with some excuses they can use for Mike Zimmer for the 2006 season. Here they go. Mike Zimmer was 3 minutes late to the 1st minicamp and that threw off the whole season. The NFL called Mike Zimmer and told him he was to good and that he needed to hold back so the other teams could have a chance. The year is 2006 and poor Mike Zimmer....did you know the number 2006 is his bad luck number just like some peeps think the # 13 is bad luck. A virus destroyed Mike Zimmers computer and it destroyed all his game plans. Chuck Norris kicked Mike Zimmer in the head and he never recovered in nuff time. Chuck Norris lightning punched Zimmer KOin him and he never recovered in nuff time. Mike Zimmer woke up on the wrong side of bed the day of the game and it threw off the game plan. D-Ware T-New Spears and Roy Williams are all busts. No DC would ever have a chance at havin a good defense with garbage like this. Sundays are Mike Zimmers bad luck day. If the game was played any other day Mike Zimmers defense would not even allow a 1st down. If the other team should ever score more then 3 points it was cuz Mike Zimmer was tryin a new game plan. That would be the only reason we did not shut them out. If the other team scores more then 20 points then it was cuz one of the other teams players stole Mike Zimmers game plans. Here is a great excuse for the end of the 2006 season........this was really Mike Zimmers 1st year with the 3-4. Here is why. You see in 2005 and in 2006 our defense spent less then 1/2 the game on the field. So really a whole game only counts as half a game. So really Mike Zimmer had a little less then 8 games for 2005 and less then 8 games for 2006. So after a few games in 2007 he will finally have 1 year in the 3-4. Chuck Norris kicked the game plans from Zimmers hand to the moon. Chuck Norris used his lightning fast hands to take the game plans right outta Zimmers hands and to the other teams hands. When the Cowboys were on a road game Mike Zimmer got stuck on a metal chair instead of a leather chair. It threw off his game plan. Ok.....now thats a start for you Zimmer lovers who think Zimmer is perfect and the greatest DC ever and the greatest DC there ever will be. You know who you are. Hopefully these excuses will help cuz the ones you are usin now are so old and lame you need all the help you can get.