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Oh how I hate Dane Cook

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Bob Sacamano, May 18, 2009.

  1. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    "I've chosen to assassinate myself"

    seriously, I want to go Mark David Chapman on that *******

    he is NOT funny
  2. ScipioCowboy

    ScipioCowboy More than meets the eye.

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    How sad.

    Dane Cook just called me and professed his undying love and adulation for you.

    Dane will be devastated by your comments.:D
  3. theogt

    theogt Surrealist Zone Supporter

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  4. Rampage

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  5. Achozen

    Achozen Sounds From The Lair

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    HAHA, I agree. Cook's new stand up was terrible.

    Not to mention he did some bits that Carlin and Chappelle already did.
  6. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament...

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    He has never been funny, but I will throw him a bone in this respect. On a day he gets kicked in the nuts and expels an expletive, he is 100 times funnier than George Lopez has ever been... or ever will be...
  7. Achozen

    Achozen Sounds From The Lair

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    Defiantly not.
  8. Bob Sacamano

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    comedy has definitely gone down the toilet, I see the Comedy Central special comedians, and all they do is yell and say some messed up junk, like this one guy who is coming up, joking about telling his baby, "to ****ing get out of the highchair and make something", if she doesn't like the Kentucky grilled chicken

    trick, you have to go back to Cheech Marin to find the last, funny Hispanic comedian, that's sad
  9. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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  10. RESIN8

    RESIN8 New Member

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    Joe Rogan named them Carlos Men-stealia and Dane Crook. As they are known to steal material.
  11. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    Maybe Rogan should try it, because he's not funny either.
  12. WarC

    WarC Active Member

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    Dane Cook is a known joke stealer, there are a ton of clips on Youtube of his word-for-word joke yanks, especially from CK Louis.
  13. WarC

    WarC Active Member

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    CK Louis
    Dave Chapelle
    Jim Gaffigan

    Throw those in youtube and laugh your ***** off, ladies and gents!
  14. Achozen

    Achozen Sounds From The Lair

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    Serious? I love Rogan's stand up.
  15. burmafrd

    burmafrd Well-Known Member

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    Stand up comedy has pretty much disapeared except for the filthy mouths.
  16. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament...

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    It's Louis CK... fwiw... ;)
  17. Hostile

    Hostile Persona Non Grata Zone Supporter

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    Everyone has different tastes in comedy and what they think is funny. I personally agree that Dane Cook isn't funny. I watched one of his stand up specials and I didn't laugh one time.

    I used to think all comedians were funny. But that was the days of the Dean Martin roasts and those kinds of guys really were funny. I still think Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever.

    When you have to resort to gutter language to get a laugh from people who are drinking, you're just not that funny.

    JMO
  18. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Foster Brooks kills me :laugh2:
  19. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    This is Rogan... He's all insults and language. At least he was the night I saw him. Haven't seen him again, and won't.
  20. Jon88

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    [youtube]8QVvgMro3D0[/youtube]

    Good Dane Cook impersonation

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