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only in Phi. Hugh Douglas as ambassador

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by ninja, Nov 22, 2005.

  1. ninja

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    How in the world did that idiot get the job as team ambassador? What next, a book by Jacob Rogers titled "Playing with Pain?" If memory serves me correct, when he left for Jax he said the only thing he misses from Philly is cheesesteak. I guess that qualifies for love in that city. But, he has done a marvelous job so far with the TO situation, unless you are a Philly fan. Firing Reid and making Douglas the GM/Coach shouldn't be far behind.
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