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Osama bin Laden wanted to marry Whitney Houston and murder Bobby Brown

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Sam I Am, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    This story is so full of win. :laugh2:

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    Like all beautiful, successful women Whitney Houston had more than her share of male admirers.

    But few stars could have provoked such unwanted attention as that which the singer received from one of history's most depraved and despicable men, terror chief Osama bin Laden.

    Extraordinary as it might seem, bin Laden is said to have lusted after Houston, dreamed of marrying her and at one point even plotted to murder her husband Bobby Brown.

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    The incredible account of the terrorist's infatuation with Houston comes from Sudanese author Kola Boof, who it is widely accepted lived with him as his mistress.

    It was 1996, and just a few years later Bin Laden would mastermind the most appalling terrorist attack ever to happen on American soil.

    But holed-up in his Moroccan compound he had different things on his mind, namely sex, smoking cannabis and dancing to western pop groups like the B52s and Van Halen.

    Miss Boof, who claims she was kept as a 'sex slave' by bin Laden, said he thought the singer was 'the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen' and that he was desperate to marry her.

    In an autobiography released in 2006, Boof claims bin Laden plotted to have Bobby Brown murdered before wooing Houston by giving her a mansion he owned in the suburbs of Khartoum.

    And according to the her account, the strongly racist bin Laden puffed on cannabis before announcing he would be willing to 'break his colour rule' and make Houston one of his wives.

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  2. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    :lmao2:

    I am having such a gut busting laugh thinking of this turd getting down to "Love Shack." Too bad Youtube wasn't around in 1996.
  3. Cowboys&LakersFan

    Cowboys&LakersFan Benched

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  4. AmarilloCowboyFan

    AmarilloCowboyFan Active Member

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    Who hasn't wanted to kill Bobby Brown?
  5. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    I had to check the link because I thought this was one of those Onion stories.

    Weird how some of these crazy guys have the hots for some american women. Who was it that had the major crush on Condoleeza Rice? Was it Gadafi (sp?) or Sadamm?
  6. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Gadafi. He kept a scrap book of her pictures in it.

    And to be honest, who didn't have the hots for Condi?
  7. ethiostar

    ethiostar Well-Known Member

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    :eekmouse:
  8. hipfake08

    hipfake08 Well-Known Member

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    Well he would have done something that was a bebefit to America.
  9. jnday

    jnday Well-Known Member

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    Osama was a freak .
  10. Yakuza Rich

    Yakuza Rich Well-Known Member

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    It's like asking what girl didn't have the hots for this guy.

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  11. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    Reminds me of Moamar Gaddhafi having an infatuation with his "African Queen" Condoleeza Rice :laugh1:

    Evil Dictators are hilarious!
  12. Yakuza Rich

    Yakuza Rich Well-Known Member

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    I find them to be comedic gold when they are hunted down like a dog, killed at point blanke range and are dumped into the ocean like sewage.

    Makes me laugh every time.

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  13. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    Even terrorists aren't immune from tabloid nonsense.
  14. casmith07

    casmith07 I'm the best poster in the game!

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    Same here :lmao:

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