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OT: Hand Urinating Poll

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Rocco, May 7, 2004.

  1. Rocco

    Rocco Cozy in Colo

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    I just heard on ESPN radio that Moises Allou (outfielder for the Cubs for the uninformed) has confessed to urinating on his hands to prevent calluses. That is totally crazy to me, but to my surprise some of the guys on ESPN didn't think it was that big of a deal. They mentioned another batter that reportedly does this too, but I can't remember his name. Is this something you guys would ever consider doing if it improved your game?
  2. DandyDon

    DandyDon Member

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  3. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    If it means I could draw his pay check heck yes. LOL for that kind of money I would urinate on your hands. LOL
  4. Jack

    Jack New Member

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    No worse than putting snot on a ball to throw it.
  5. RatisBeast

    RatisBeast Chevy Guy

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    I'd do it, as long as your not eating :D
  6. Bach

    Bach Benched

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    There's bound to be better ways to prevent callouses.

    Let's see, should I p!ss on myself or buy a batting glove? That's an easy one.
  7. Reef Engineer

    Reef Engineer New Member

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    Hell, I'd crap on my hands if I thought it would improve my game to the point where I could draw one of those paychecks.
  8. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    Man, that's just bad upbringing.
  9. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    Jorge Posada.

    I have to think this is more one of those superstition things. Baseball players are so superstitous that I think they'd try anything to get an edge.

    The deal with Posada was that his father told him to do that when he was a little kid to toughen up his hands, and he's been doing it ever since.

    It seems very strange, and I can't believe that it works, but I guess it's a habit for him now.
  10. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Well it is one way to keep fans from wanting to shake your hand and wanting autographs. LOL
  11. tyke1doe

    tyke1doe Well-Known Member

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    ROTFL. That's why they make that anti-bacterial soap.
  12. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Tough guys don't use anti-bacterial soap. LOL
  13. cowboyfan4life_mark

    cowboyfan4life_mark 5 outta 8 ain't bad

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    Tough guys can deal with calluses.

    I have heard that peeing on your feet in the shower is the best thing for atheletes(sp) feet.
  14. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    i think there's a website that addresses this very thing, it's....


    www.japaneseschoolgir....


    oh, wait!!?? never mind, it's costs $19.95 for a 3 month access, and you get a TON of those annoying pop-up websites... my bad!!
  15. Bach

    Bach Benched

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    Japanese school girls get calloused?
  16. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    wellllll, that depends on WHERE you're talking about!! ;)
  17. CowboysFan02

    CowboysFan02 Degree or Bust

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    Just dont try to get an autograph from him after or during a game. :eek:

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