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Pick up lines...

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by 5Stars, Dec 15, 2008.

  1. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Anyone got any good pick up lines for the ladies?

    I know a girl at a bar that I go to and she says that she has heard them all. Well, at least the ones that I tell her. :laugh2:

    So, I wondered if any of you romeos know any that I might spring on her and see if she has heard them!
  2. masomenos

    masomenos Less is more

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    If you've gotten to the point where you're talking to her about pick up lines then you're screwed.

    ... of course, I thought Felix Jones would be bad. So, this woman will most likely become your wife.
  3. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    :lmao2:
  4. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Did it hurt? She replies what? You say when you fell from heaven. :laugh2:
  5. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    Well I don't need pickup lines, so I can't help ya ;)
  6. CowboyFan74

    CowboyFan74 Cowboys Analyst

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    Are you tired? Huh? Why? Cause you've been running through my mind all day..

    or

    How 'bout them Cowboys?:starspin
  7. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    #1 Pick-up line in Arkansas:

    "That's a mighty pretty tooth you got there"...

    Personal favorite and I've had a lot of success with this one. Put on a few dabs of Brut and you're in:

    "Girl, you look so good I could just put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit"...
  8. morieeel

    morieeel Member

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    You look finer than a new pair of snow tires!!!!! (old HBO commercial)
  9. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
  10. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    "You're perttier then a speckled pup." has always worked well for me.

    ;)

    Just be sure to spit a stream of tabacco after you lay that one on her. Gives it that he-man effect your looking for.

    :laugh2:
  11. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Just look at her, take her hand, and say let's go :laugh2:
  12. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    "Hi, I'm bbgun," usually isn't a winner.
  13. Kangaroo

    Kangaroo Active Member

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    How about hello my name is (insert name) inseatd of using some chessey pickup line what I did back when I was single got more #'s that way than some stupid line
  14. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    "If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be called McGorgeous!"



    I was kinda saving this one for WG if we were ever to meet. ;)
  15. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    Booooooring!
  16. Rampage

    Rampage Benched

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    :laugh2:
  17. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    Excuse me, but I'm new in town.....can I have directions to your place?

    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

    Can I read your T-shirt in brail?

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.

    You'll do.

    You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
  18. Kangaroo

    Kangaroo Active Member

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    Maybe but it worked; if you know the truth I think it was the haircut :fogeys:
  19. Rampage

    Rampage Benched

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    :laugh2: I hope this thread never dies
  20. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Baby did you fart because you just blew me away.

    You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.


    Okay, this is a joke, but I bet she hasn't heard the pick up line.


    A guy sits down at a bar next to a gorgeous woman. He glances her way and when she glances back he immediately checks his watch.

    She notices and says, "is your date running late?"

    He replies, "oh I'm not waiting for a date. I have a watch that sends telepathic signals to me about what people are thinking."

    She says, "is that so? What did your watch say?"

    "It said you weren't wearing any panties."

    She says, "hate to tell you this, but I am."

    Guy taps the watch 4 times. "Dang thing is an hour fast again."

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