Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by ethiostar, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. ethiostar

    ethiostar Well-Known Member

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    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.


    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s***.

    The End.

  2. Nors

    Nors Benched

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    I Broke the Law and the Law won
    The bad guys are good when they wear the badge Son

    The guys that win the war rewrite the book
    Those that know the Truth smile with a dry look

    Karma is the real deal
    Beware those that think a trade was a steal

    Pack your company and stock your cupbards
    Reality coming real fast to break down Mr Stubborn

    Cats and dogs
    Shining in the rain

    Beware those that boarded wrong train
    Silence is sweat, when you are in the rightous seat

    And in the end
    There are those that can see what is around the bend

    Brace for the worse
    Real bad Storms are coming declares Morse

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