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Proctology (MEN!!!)

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by WoodysGirl, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

    1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
    4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
    5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
    6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
    7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
    8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
    9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
    10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
    11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
    12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all...
    13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there??"
  2. Hoov

    Hoov Senior Member

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    Funny, liked # 13 and #4 the best.
  3. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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    I like #6 and #13
  4. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    hmmm... how do I put this to you Michelle... REPOST!!!! :D

    http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15538&highlight=boldly
  5. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

    :lmao2:
  6. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    Humm.. it was posted in a different year and is archieved.. doesn't sound like a repost to me....

    Besides... With a female posting it... It is much funnier this time around... has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO
  7. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    not a pretty picture cp...
  8. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    No it's not... quite nightmarish if you ask me... I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't want any of your butts in my face, however, you might want mine in yours... j/k
  9. Mike 1967

    Mike 1967 New Member

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    No Pun intended ?
  10. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    You'll have to excuse princess, mike... she is bawdy like that...

    She can even make a sailor blush...

    I asked her once... "Princess... do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" She then cussed a blue streak aimed at me... and that was in church!
  11. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    Thank you CP for having my back. We women have to stick together around here. All this testosterone can really stink up the joint...:p:
  12. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    I hate to tell you this, but with TB and BP posting in this thread, the amount of testosterone here is about equal to that of the Pope's BAC.... :D
  13. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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  14. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    you are WAY ahead of me in that respect... just give me this ONE thing will ya?
  15. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    Uhmmm...(thinking)...:huh:



    No... :nana: :shades:


    :laugh2:
  16. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    I'll let ya rub my lucky belly... :D
  17. Mike 1967

    Mike 1967 New Member

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    On a side note. That picture in your Avatar is a good example of a perfect match.

    That man and suspenders were made for each other.
  18. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    TB, why dont you just change your name to Cowboys_Prince and get it over with :p:
  19. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Do it for the Vine! Staff Member

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    EEEEWWWW!!!!!! :ralph:

    What are you trying to do to me?!! Make me lose my lunch?!!:eek:

    Side note: You sure that's a lucky belly and not a man pregnant with septuplets?...lol
  20. CowboyPrincess

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    Michelle... We are sisters here.. I always watch the backs of my sisters.. And God help anyone that steps on them...

    Right Chad???


    Tammy

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