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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    The crowd was aghast by Ben Dover's public address.
  2. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    *crickets*
  3. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    I thought it was a gas.
  4. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    And then the dog said, "You want me to do what with Brainpaint?"

    :p:
  5. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    .... and that's why Santa always says "ho, ho, ho."
  6. kmp77

    kmp77 Active Member

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    Aristocrats!
  7. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    And by the way, that's not a Porche, that's a Ferrari.
  8. TheCount

    TheCount Pixel Pusher

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    Stop asking me all these personal questions!.... So anyway, I'm ******* my wife right..
  9. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    ... and all the sudden she says; "Mike Ditka is bigger than York Ditka." :D
  10. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    "I wish these *****es would shut up..." Johnny raises his hand "Tiger Woods!!"
  11. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    :laugh2:
  12. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    The man says, "Thanks, but if seven shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
  13. ZeroClub

    ZeroClub just trying to get better

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    You're in the barrel.
  14. StanleySpadowski

    StanleySpadowski Active Member

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    Wrecked him? Damn near killed him.
  15. kmp77

    kmp77 Active Member

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    One of the best jokes ever!
  16. Kangaroo

    Kangaroo Active Member

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    More proof the spork is the greatest invention of all times besides being a great utensil it is the end all be all of punch lines

    While spork you man !


    Hey what the spork ?


    Did he just spork you ?

    Dude you have been sporked

    Then the spork goes on

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