Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Dec 23, 2009.
The crowd was aghast by Ben Dover's public address.
I thought it was a gas.
And then the dog said, "You want me to do what with Brainpaint?"
.... and that's why Santa always says "ho, ho, ho."
And by the way, that's not a Porche, that's a Ferrari.
Stop asking me all these personal questions!.... So anyway, I'm ******* my wife right..
... and all the sudden she says; "Mike Ditka is bigger than York Ditka."
"I wish these *****es would shut up..." Johnny raises his hand "Tiger Woods!!"
The man says, "Thanks, but if seven shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
You're in the barrel.
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him.
One of the best jokes ever!
More proof the spork is the greatest invention of all times besides being a great utensil it is the end all be all of punch lines
While spork you man !
Hey what the spork ?
Did he just spork you ?
Dude you have been sporked
Then the spork goes on