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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by lane, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    who would win this epic battle:

    blue jay versus mockingbird

    blue jay............. size and strength......... yet goofy at times
    mockingbird............ sleek and very protective of their territory

    i'm thinking............... bluejay by tko in the third.
  2. Chief

    Chief "Friggin Joke Monkey"

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    I'm thinking that the mockingbird would have a huge psychological edge. To be able to "mock" or imitate other birds like he does, he would have to be more intelligent. I realize he's still a birdbrain, but he should be able to play some mind games with the bluejay, thus gaining an edge.

    Besides, according to Atticus Finch, it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
  3. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    mind games........................ yes, i can see your point chief. kind of like we humans are much bigger than say, a bee. but we will run and swat like a banshee to get away from it.

    way to go chief, love your insight.
  4. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    i've often wondered how many single car accidents are attributed to bees flying in the window when going 70 mph, changing the radio station, dropping a lit cigarette in your lap, looking at a female underwear ad billboard etc. etc.

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