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"Twas the night before draft day" BigDFans 5 ode to the draft

Discussion in 'Draft Zone' started by BigDFan5, Apr 28, 2006.

  1. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    (read in the tone of "twas the night before christmas')




    Twas the Night before draft day and all thru the house

    My draft guides were scattered, and the lights were out

    The Rankings were hung by my TV with care

    With the hopes that Mel Kiper would soon be there

    Here I am nestled all snug in my bed

    with visions of a linebacker blitz in my head

    now the GM's are in the war rooms and me at my house

    Staring at the TV quiet as a mouse

    When on the TV they started to chatter

    I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter

    Theres been a trade Tags said with a smile

    and you could hear their fans screaming for about a mile

    a player is picked, to someones delight

    causing others to fuss and fight

    Lawson or Carpenter everyone asked

    either answer is gonna get you bashed

    when all the teams finish, and the clock goes off

    we will see on TV Merril Hodge going off

    "I once sucked at football so I must be right"

    "NO TEAM DONE WELL IN THIS DRAFT TONIGHT"

    As Mel Kiper slaps him and Steve Young laughs

    Michael Irvin checks his pockets to find his stash

    Now Bermans on TV the show is at an end

    Kiper still stomping ,Hodge again and again

    and I heard him exclaim as the lights grew dim

    "YOU BASTARDS BETTER NEVER TALK ABOUT MY HAIR AGAIN"
  2. MarionBarberThe4th

    MarionBarberThe4th Well-Known Member

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    I see your still ultra busy theese days
  3. MichaelWinicki

    MichaelWinicki "You want some?" Staff Member

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    Well done! BDF5
  4. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    MB3 good to see you. long time no talk. and yes I am super busy. LOL
  5. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    Thanks MW
  6. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton it was the grave marked unknown right beside

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    I was expecting to see our 1st round pick in there somewhere. :D

    Fun read though.....
  7. superpunk

    superpunk Benched

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    Totally lame.

    I am super, super cereal.....
  8. CrazyCowboy

    CrazyCowboy Well-Known Member

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    Not bad....not bad at all......good job
  9. MarionBarberThe4th

    MarionBarberThe4th Well-Known Member

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    so no ones going to be honest?
  10. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    back to page 1!
  11. Future

    Future Intramural Legend

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    edgar allen who???
  12. braw

    braw Member

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    Poe....
  13. Scotman

    Scotman Member

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    I read through your poem with rosy intent
    Hoping to find just how our draft pick was spent.
    But nary a prediction was woven within
    A draft poem without such is surely a sin.

    So weave us a tale of our linebacker to be,
    Tell us a rumor of taking QB's.
    Make crazy suggestions like trading way up
    Only to take someone who can't fill a cup.

    It's not that I don't appreciate your work
    And I surely don't want to come off like a jerk.
    Just come right on back with rhymes that might stick
    And tell us exactly who you think we should pick.

    :laugh2:
    Scot
  14. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    that was good!
  15. Scotman

    Scotman Member

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    All for laughs. Can't wait until tomorrow!!!

    Scot
  16. aznhalf

    aznhalf New Member

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    It's post like these that make me wish that the draft would never come.


    No, not really......:lmao:

    Well done though
  17. Scotman

    Scotman Member

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    I admit it. Pretty blatant attempt on my part to pass the time until the draft. My watch is definately running slower today than yesterday.
  18. BigDFan5

    BigDFan5 In Tebow I Trust

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    12 more hours!
  19. CowboyWay

    CowboyWay If Coach would have put me in, we'd a won State

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    Brilliant, I thought it was great. Good job
  20. felix360

    felix360 Active Member

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    those were great, can u make one about the texans and williams and how the city of houston will wake up burned down to a crisp???:D

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