Rant: Women...

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  1. CowboyFan74

    CowboyFan74 Cowboys Analyst

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    Been trying to get on the road since 10:45am for a min-spring break vacation..

    It's 3pm, she's still packing, and she still has to take a shower!!!:bang2::abuseme::yousuck::grrr::shoot5:



    Women: Can't live with em, can't have sex without em.....:catty::busty:





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  2. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    My condolences. I can relate. I am the lone male in my shack. It seems I am forever waiting for someone to finish hair or makeup.
     
  3. Rynie

    Rynie Benched

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    I can't stand how literally ANYTHING you say gets stored in their special "I'll need this for later" part of their brain, that only women possess. That weapon can and will be fired at anytime. They're dangerous.
     
  4. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    Once again I need to vote my wife of 37 years "Wife of the Year".

    She will ask me prior to a trip, .. "What time are we leaving?"

    I will say, "6 am"

    At 6 am she is in the Suburban, packed and ready, and after I stand there and double check keys, money, reservations, maps etc. ... we leave at 6:05.

    :laugh2:

    I married up, trust me.
     
  5. Cythim

    Cythim Benched

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    I feel the same way, she is usually waiting on me to make the last minute trip preps as well.
     
  6. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    After reading the initial posts, .. let's not take that for granted. ;)
     
  7. DFWJC

    DFWJC Well-Known Member

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    This sounds like an alternant universe to me.:laugh2:
     
  8. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    I always have the 'keys, money, reservations, maps', but I need to stand there for five minutes to convince myself.

    :laugh2:
     
  9. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    I am always ready and prepared to leave on time. I hate leaving late, especially on trips.
     
  10. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl U.N.I.T.Y Staff Member

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    Ditto that...

    I don't even like taking bathroom breaks if I can help it. Drove back from FW recently and told my niece who was with me that we weren't stopping so she had to ration her water intake. lol
     
  11. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    Dang girl, you are hardcore.

    Are you like that crazy astronaut lady who wore depends on the long trip so she would not have to stop.? :p: ;)
     
  12. jimmy40

    jimmy40 Well-Known Member

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  13. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl U.N.I.T.Y Staff Member

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    :laugh2: Nah, I'm not that bad. But the drive to/from FW is only 4 hrs. She should pee before we get on the road and otherwise hold it til we get home. And I've made my share of jump out the car and run to the bathroom trips. I've got two, so whichever I can get to the quickest. lol
     
  14. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    Love this!
     
  15. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    In my house it usually goes like this....

    Me: Ok I'm ready and then I sit back down while she goes to pee :laugh2:
     
  16. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    Except when going to the city (which we take the train) we fly everywhere. She has to be ready on time or we will miss our flight.
     
  17. CowboyMcCoy

    CowboyMcCoy Business is a Boomin

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    Dee'yud some one say wimmen?
     
  18. Bigdog

    Bigdog Well-Known Member

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    I hear you. I am to the lone male in my house. I am always waiting for my twin daughters and wife to get ready any time we have to go some where. It is like that Brad Paisley song "Waiting on a Women"
     
  19. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton it was the grave marked unknown right beside

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    I always have to give #1 a time to leave of between 30 mins to an hour. She'll get herself ready and then start doing housework. Then I have to get to the destination in record time. I hate being late!
     
  20. WV Cowboy

    WV Cowboy Waitin' on the 6th

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    LOL, I'm known in my family for doing the same thing.

    We once drove home 10 hours from Myrtle Beach, made one stop. :laugh2:

    But I had to adjust things a bit once our daughter-in-law started traveling with us. ;)

    And now with our grandson here, I'll stop whenever we need to.
     

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