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Reporter gets demolished by snow-tuber

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Danny White, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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  2. DallasCowpoke

    DallasCowpoke Fierce Allegiance

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    Guess we'll have to take your word for it?

    :muttley:
  3. Mavs Man

    Mavs Man All outta bubble gum

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    I don't know - those noises the "grape stomper" make right after she falls on her face make it that much more brutal to watch.
  4. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    ...a comment on youtube from that video....


    "..she has the most god-awful feet. She had it coming."

    :lmao2:
  5. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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  6. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    I've never seen the grape lady until today.

    I bet to her it felt like she was falling for 10 years.

    There was definetely some major hangtime there.

    classic
  7. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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  8. ROMOSAPIEN9

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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  9. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    It's back up now. At least for the time being.
  10. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Yep, I'd say he got pegged pretty good.

    :laugh2:
  11. DallasCowpoke

    DallasCowpoke Fierce Allegiance

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    Up again.

    :lmao2::lmao2::lmao2:

    Wow, that was funny! Almost looked staged, how perfectly and, almost in slow-mo, he flipped perfectly onto his full back. I guess because of the bulky ski gear?

    Reminded me of T. Newman, year before last, returning that punt along the sideline, and getting de-cleated. He's just sitting there, resting on his elbow looking like he's not sure if he's on a beach somewhere or what.
  12. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Bad Santa Staff Member

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    I am a turd but the grape lady video has made me laugh for a long time. Seen that thing about a year or two bag.

    The funny parts...

    1. First she says stop and then goes real fast and falls. I have seen it a hundred times but every time she says stop I keep expecting her to say hammer time.

    2. The noises she makes. I am sure she is a great deal of pain and lucky she did not die from a broken neck...however it sounded like a pack of beagles out chasing prey.

    3. The female reporter in the studio and the way she says...ouch.
  13. cowboyeric8

    cowboyeric8 Chicks dig crutches

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    I like the guy better. Because after he gets nailed he finishes his report, and then just drops the mic and plays dead. Haha, great.
  14. Mavs Man

    Mavs Man All outta bubble gum

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    That guy is pretty hardcore. Doesn't even miss a beat.

    :laugh2:
  15. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    When I was in my late 20s, I was the assistant golf pro at Bryce Resort here in Virginia, which billed itself as a "four season resort" because they had ski slopes and other winter recreational facilities... in the winter when the golf course was closed, I'd move over and sell lift tickets... one of the fringe benefits of that was free skiing...

    Well, this one day I was enjoying a glorious winter sunset while skiing down Redeye Run, when I saw this attractive young lady fall... being a gentleman, and a horn doggie, I skiied over to help her up... I shussed smartly to a stop, showing off a little, reached over to offer her my hand...

    And got blindsided by a little anklebiter apparently working on his downhill skills... the kid couldn't have been more than six years old, and obviously hadn't yet learned the concept of turning... well, I went butt over teakettle, one of my skis coming off and winding up in the woods... the anklebiter just bounced right back up and went bombing on down the hill, I'm laying there with snow up my nostrils, looking decidely less than cool...

    Never did catch up with the little bastidge... and the girl wouldn't even help me track down my loose ski... :D
  16. ROMOSAPIEN9

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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    Must be on my end, cos I get the same error message.
  17. CATCH17

    CATCH17 1st Round Pick

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    Its working right now.

    That looked like a Roy Williams hit when he first came in the league.
  18. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    She sounded like my old coon dog after tree'n a racoon.


    HOWWWWWLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO o god im hurt...can't breath....OWWW..OOOOOWWWW..OWWW..WooowooO
  19. DallasCowpoke

    DallasCowpoke Fierce Allegiance

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    You meant to type "girlfriend" here, didn't you?


    :p:
  20. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    So in that case, "tree'n a racoon" would be a down-home euphemism for ________?

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