Sad news ........

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by CowboyPrincess, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
    complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
    buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    The gravesite was piled high with flours. Dozens of celebrities turned out
    to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the
    California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
    who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
    business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting his dough on half-baked schemes.
    Despite being a little flaky at times, as a crusty old man, he was still
    considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough, and
    Jane Dough , plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
    elderly Dad, Pop Tart. He will be greatly missed.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    RIP Doughboy...
  2. Irving Cowboy

    Irving Cowboy The Chief

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    You can die from that?? Jeez!!! When does it stop!!! :D
  3. Roughneck

    Roughneck Active Member

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    Which reminds me:

    What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

    A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
  4. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    LMAO! Good one CP. :D
  5. DallasCowpoke111

    DallasCowpoke111 Benched

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    Spent the eve at the local VFW again, did ya!!??

  6. VirusX

    VirusX Well-Known Member

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    Lmao, Thats nasty =)
  7. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    you meant a *Royale* with cheese...
  8. jacs

    jacs I'd Hit It

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    :D good one princess :D

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