Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by casmith07, Jun 11, 2011.
Q: What do fish say when they hit a wall?
What do you call a fish with a no eyes?
did you hear about the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
it wooden go
i'll get my coat
Q: What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A: A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Did you ever notice?
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS."
Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this sucker?"
H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant. What's on the outside?
a lion won't cheat on his wife....but a tiger wood.
Q: what's it called when two big people are talking?
A: a heavy discussion.
Q: what did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
A: I'm sorry, I'm a little horse!
This made me laugh harder...bwhaha!
Speaking of bad jokes, anyone ever check out sickipedia.org?
They've got a twitter page too.
What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws
Outlaws are wanted *rimshot*
LOL, it is so true it is funny.
I about lost my cognac all over my computer with that one. LOL!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with
them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking
them to the beach."