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Saturday Joke!

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by casmith07, Jun 11, 2011.

  1. casmith07

    casmith07 Attorney-at-Zone

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    Q: What do fish say when they hit a wall?

    A: "Dam."
     
  2. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    What do you call a fish with a no eyes?

    A fsh.
     
  3. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    did you hear about the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
    it wooden go

    i'll get my coat
     
  4. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365

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    Q: What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

    A: A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
     
  5. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365

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    Did you ever notice?

    When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS."​


    Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?

    A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.
     
  6. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this sucker?"
     
  7. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant. What's on the outside?


    K9P.
     
  8. VietCowboy

    VietCowboy Be Realistic. Demand the Impossible.

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    Confucius says:

    a lion won't cheat on his wife....but a tiger wood.
     
  9. casmith07

    casmith07 Attorney-at-Zone

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    Q: what's it called when two big people are talking?

    A: a heavy discussion.
     
  10. casmith07

    casmith07 Attorney-at-Zone

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    Q: what did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

    A: I'm sorry, I'm a little horse!
     
  11. Rynie

    Rynie Benched

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    This made me laugh harder...bwhaha!
     
  12. Alumni2k11

    Alumni2k11 Old Dominion University (Class of 2011)

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    Speaking of bad jokes, anyone ever check out sickipedia.org?

    They've got a twitter page too.
     
  13. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws

    Outlaws are wanted *rimshot*
     
  14. Doomsday

    Doomsday Rising Star

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    LOL, it is so true it is funny.
     
  15. casmith07

    casmith07 Attorney-at-Zone

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    I about lost my cognac all over my computer with that one. LOL!
     
  16. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
     
  17. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
    the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
    the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

    The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with
    them but, I haven't a clue."

    The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

    "Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

    The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
    clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

    "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"

    "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking
    them to the beach."
     

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