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Seattle is going to beat us like a rented mule....

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by The30YardSlant, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. jem88

    jem88 Active Member

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    Easy there Dragon...
  2. baj1dallas

    baj1dallas New Member

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    Yea I'm pretty sure you're supposed to stick to beating red headed step children these days.
  3. AbeBeta

    AbeBeta Well-Known Member

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    No one really knows at this point -- I'm surprised that Hamlin isn't on IR - he's got a broken skull. Doesn't sound like he's coming back from that one in 4-6 weeks. The other stuff is speculative - but he has to be a prime suspect in this murder.
  4. Tio

    Tio Armchair QB

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    Latuna has to do it you jerk!!! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!!!




    j/k
  5. LaTunaNostra

    LaTunaNostra He Made the Difference

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    Are you kidding Tio? :D

    We'll be lucky to take the rented mule's beating....Alexander is going to run up and down Fergy's backside, stiff arm Shanle, and blow kisses to Roy on his ride to the endzone.

    There will be zero pass rush and Baldie will make Doug Flutie look like that OTHER QB from BC. Holmgren will get extended AND his GM job back after this one.

    The Hags will be after some vengeance spiked with sacks, and all TT Cultists, PP Cultists, SS Cultists and the other TT Cultists will be shut up for months after they see that it is indeed the epitome of bad luck to have all injured starters replaced by guys who have double-same initials.

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  6. SultanOfSix

    SultanOfSix Star Power

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    The Grand Canyon might be a good place.
  7. sacase

    sacase Well-Known Member

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    Ok so I will humor you, how did Hamlin who was put in critical condition because of this fight, murder this dude from the hospital? Astral Projection? I think his alibi is prety sound. I mean what judge would put man on trial for a crime that happend when he was in the hospital? At most he will get charged with simple assault, but I think nothing happens from this on his end. I think you have been watching to many Oliver Stone movies.
  8. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    Uhhh, Hamlin was UNCONSCIOUS after that fight, and rather quickly in the hospital... it ain't likely that he was out runnin' the streets, lookin' for payback...

    Not meaning to offend you, hoss, but that was a remarkably stupid thing to say... it may well be the one of Hamlin's friends went in search of the guy, but Hamlin himself has what you'd call a pretty airtight alibi...
  9. Eddie

    Eddie Well-Known Member

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    SF scored 31 points on us ... scary about those West Coast trips.
  10. Funxva

    Funxva Inventor of the Whizzinator

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    Does any other team have such a great win record out of the past 16 meetings than the Boys over the Hippie Coached Skins?
  11. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Philly's record against us ain't too shabby :bang2:
  12. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    You really did try to put Reality on ignore :eek:

    I thought you were joking :D
  13. kingwhicker

    kingwhicker BCRSA

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    Why ignore the fool? It's Redskins fans that make life worth living, because no matter how bad you've got it, at least you're not one of them.
  14. Funxva

    Funxva Inventor of the Whizzinator

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    Amen, Brother.

    :suxskins:
  15. LaTunaNostra

    LaTunaNostra He Made the Difference

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    here's more good mojo.

    The DMN staff picks.

    Columnist Winner, score

    Todd Archer Seahawks, 27-17
    COMMENT: Too many injuries, too much to overcome. The Cowboys close their West-coast swing with a loss.

    Kevin B. Blackistone Seahawks, 27-17
    COMMENT: One word: P-A-Y-B-A-C-K.

    Tim Cowlishaw Seahawks, 26-13
    COMMENT: Going on road with no running game and a hole at left tackle is not good.

    Gerry Fraley Seahawks, 24-20
    COMMENT: Seattle coach Mike Holmgren keeps his players out of bar fights long enough to get a win.

    Rick Gosselin Seahawks, 27-17
    COMMENT: Shaun Alexander haunts the Cowboys for the Joey Galloway deal.

    Kevin Sherrington Seahawks, 21-20
    COMMENT: As good as a win: No more injuries.

    Jean-Jacques Taylor Seahawks, 23-21
    COMMENT: Flozell Adams was a little more important than we thought.

    Matt Mosley Cowboys, 32-30
    COMMENT: The legend of Jose Cortez continues with six field goals.

    Ladd Biro Seahawks, 27-24
    COMMENT: Seattle's running game will keep Cowboys offense off the field, though Drew Bledsoe's passing will keep it interesting.
  16. dargonking999

    dargonking999 DKRandom

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    i'm to young to feel the hatred i feel, and i dont want to say something i shouldnt. :D
  17. The30YardSlant

    The30YardSlant Benched

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    Seattle: 182348934835348507

    Dallas: -12
  18. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Why would I joke about something like that?

    :grin:
  19. MichaelWinicki

    MichaelWinicki "You want some?" Staff Member

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    With one of the posters anyway. ;)

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