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Seeing the future of the Cowboys and I like it

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by GimmeTheBall!, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Well, some aspects of the future I like.

    On my day off, I was watching the postal workers thow mail bags into awaiting trucks. When suddenly I began to see the future. I will not divulge some of the spicier things i saw but an willing to share the others.

    2015: Finally the Cowboys select a QB with the 1st pick overall in the draft. We pick Cony Tomo a walk-on from Middle Illinois State. He quickly devlops a big friendship with Escobar and they vacation together in Mexico with their wives. Cony goes on to thow many picks that season and we call him brilliant.

    2016: Jerra step down. What we thought would be a year of celebration turned out to be a year of mourning because he bring in his nephew Jerry Jones III to run things. JJIII gets drunk in a bar and loudly says that 500 other coaches could coach the Cowboys with the same result of 2014. And he is right.

    2017: We draft Mickey "The Plow" Overdusky from Michigan State as our RB. It does not pan out because he get homesick for ice fishing and them gals who like to go ice fishing. He don't stick around too long. (There is no moral to this one story but it is in the timeline so i decided to mention it.)

    2017 (same year): Jerra, restless come back from retirement, send JJIII to Somalia to get a high-tech deal and resumes his destruction of the Dallas Cowboys. On that same season he hire Norv Turner to make sure the cowboys don't get far and half another 1st overall pick in the draft.

    2018: This is a very bad year. I cant bear to tell you about it.
    2019: The season starts off bad because we are made to forfeit two games for playing those Ukrainian mens in our backfield the previous year and importing Latvian womans to be cheerleaders and smile nicely for the mens.

    2020: This is the year I am excited about. For a rundown send me a dollar and I will tell you.
    2021: More of the same. Send me 2 dollah and I tell you about it.

    that is all the future I saw. I hope you enjoy a glimpse to the future.
  2. egn22

    egn22 Well-Known Member

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    English.... do you speak it?!?!
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  3. bark

    bark Well-Known Member

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    Leave the mushrooms off your steak and you will hallucinate to a lesser extent
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  4. TTexasTT

    TTexasTT Well-Known Member

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  5. Lodeus

    Lodeus Well-Known Member

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    Its gonna be a long off season.
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  6. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    I half never heard that one before. I like it.
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  7. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Yes i do. unfortunately i do not write it. You should see me at the rehab mixers thowing them bons mots around and all that clever manly banter.
  8. xwalker

    xwalker Well-Known Member

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    It is his attempt at humor. He has over 11 thousand similar posts.
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  9. perrykemp

    perrykemp Well-Known Member

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    Over time I've learned to accept, then like, then look forward, and finally love GimmetheBall's posts.

    I can't imagine I am the only one who cracks a wide smile when reading them.
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  10. theSHOW

    theSHOW Benched

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    I sent 3 dolla and have not been told my fortune.
  11. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    I appreciate that. I feel like singing "Danny Boy" for you but i can't afford the royalties I half to pay.
  12. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    gift me time. I half to examine the water mark on the dolla.
  13. Vintage

    Vintage The Cult of Jib

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    Pittman4Two is funny. I wish he would make a post, instead.
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  14. KevinU

    KevinU Active Member

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    This is not news. Very similar process that Garrett was talking about.

  15. radioactivecowboy88

    radioactivecowboy88 Well-Known Member

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    Cony tomo lol thats classic
  16. Beast_from_East

    Beast_from_East Well-Known Member

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    That dude is halarious, too bad we never play Tampa much.

    What is really funny is there is always some new members that dont know about him and think his posts are for real and they start going off on the guy like he is some troll from a Tampa forum. Sometimes the "vets" will let the thread go on for several pages before finally telling the newbies its a joke thread.

    Man, I wish we played Tampa next year.
  17. GloryDaysRBack

    GloryDaysRBack Well-Known Member

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    I don't think I've ever laughed at this guys post...

    Until this one...and I only read the first paragraph...2015 was hilarious
  18. Zimmy Lives

    Zimmy Lives Well-Known Member

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    You forgot that in 2017, Jerry invests $1,000,000,000.00 in the BRF (Bigfoot Research Foundation) with the idea that he will discover a tribe of bigfoots (apologies to Sasquatch) and teach them to play football. His vision is to line up bigfoots on the d and o lines; he would be unstoppable.
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  19. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    You serious, Clark?
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  20. visionary

    visionary Well-Known Member

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    have to say that any story that starts this way does not end well

    just a word to the wise

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