Shudder the thought, but would this get Jerry to step down?

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by Reverend Conehead, Feb 3, 2014.

  1. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    I am recruiting cult members. I figured other people who grew up with sexual fantasies about Ginger Grant would be the perfect recruits. Mary Ann, pfft! Everyone knows Ginger was the hot one.
  2. xwalker

    xwalker Well-Known Member

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    Good thing I'm not joining because it was Mary Ann over Ginger for me.
  3. coult44

    coult44 Well-Known Member

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    We've had 19 years of UGLY seasons. Nothings changed, nothing will.Why would he? He's providing great entertainment!!
  4. yimyammer

    yimyammer Well-Known Member

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    apparently you can
  5. Bungarian

    Bungarian Butt Monkey Zone Supporter

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    Jerry will never step down for any reason
  6. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Duh! I was thinking in TVLand time. she is forever good looking and I will fight you if you say diffident.
  7. Eddie

    Eddie Well-Known Member

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    Nope. Jerry would rather destroy this franchise than admit he's wrong.

    Then we'll have his son for 40 years.
  8. hipfake08

    hipfake08 Well-Known Member

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    But hopefully Steven knows enough to step back. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
  9. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    Not quite. By ugly I mean 3 and 13 or worse. We've had 19 years of mostly mediocrity and some below average play with an occasional bright spot such as the 2007 regular season and the 2009 playoff win. What I wondered was if going totally into the tank would wake Jerry up. What I'm thinking after reading the posts is that it would get his attention, but he probably wouldn't take the right action. He probably wouldn't remove himself. He would probably take all kinds of other desperate action.
  10. john van brocklin

    john van brocklin Captain Comeback

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    Well 3 straight 5 and 11 seasons got us Big Bill so who knows ?
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  11. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    Answer: no

    The scenario is more likely to occur when the team is enjoying success than not.
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  12. JonJon

    JonJon Injured Reserve

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    This is the only thing that will work with Jerry.

  13. TwentyOne

    TwentyOne Well-Known Member

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    The only thing that would JJ consider selling the Dallas Cowboys is when his business posts substantial financial losses.
    He wont give up GM because of team losses. He needs the GM position to have more control over financial decissions. And money is all JJ is about.
  14. Redball Express

    Redball Express All Aboard!!!

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    I think only ill health or a better business opportunity than the Cowboys was available.

    And I don't think the Playboy Empire is for sale. will be my answer as to how to get Jerrah Boy out.
  15. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    LOL, there's a plan. Get Jerry to become the next Hugh Hefner so that he forgets all about the Cowboys.
  16. Kristen82

    Kristen82 Benched

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    You have to pretty, uh, naive to think this would work.

    "Fans get so bored and frustrated..." -> yep, they sure do
    "...that they stop coming to games." -> will never happen, ever ever
  17. Reverend Conehead

    Reverend Conehead Well-Known Member

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    It's happened in Cincinnati and other cities. It could happen in Dallas after multiple extremely ugly seasons. Alas, what probably won't happen is for Jerry to give up his stubborn ways. We could probably have five straight 1 and 15 seasons and he would think the best thing for the team is for him to be GM.
  18. starfrombirth

    starfrombirth Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    I don't spend a dime on his product but he's still being Jerry so I'm just screwed huh?
  19. jaybird

    jaybird Active Member

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    That too different than what's be happening the last 5 years. UGLY
  20. Risen Star

    Risen Star Likes Collector Zone Supporter

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    Yep, but you should take comfort in the fact that if everybody was like you, there'd be change.

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