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  1. Angus

    Angus Active Member

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    Redskins Disappointed to Discover Antwaan Randle-El isn’t a Quarterback

    Washington Redskins training camp opened with a bombshell on Sunday when the team discovered high-priced free agent acquisition Antwaan Randle-El is not a quarterback.

    “I jogged out on the field with the receivers and the coaches told me to get over with the other quarterbacks,” said Randle-El. “I was like: ‘What do you mean?’ I thought they were joking. But soon I discovered they were totally serious. And when I told them I’m just a receiver and kick returner – and not a quarterback – they got really pissed. Well, at first they refused to believe it and then they got pissed.”

    Redskins owner Dan Snyder says that he had known Randle-El is nothing more than a third receiver he never would have signed him to a six-year, $27 million contract in the offseason.

    “I can’t believe I signed a No. 3 receiver to that kind of money,” said Snyder. “That’s quarterback money and I gave it to some midgety little receiver. Are you sure he’s not a quarterback. Are you really sure? I absolutely remember seeing him throw a touchdown pass, a perfect spiral, in the Super Bowl – the biggest game in all of football – and thinking to myself: ‘This is the guy we need to get us over the hump. Someone who can chuck touchdown passes on such a big stage.’ Oh, man. This sucks. Now I’m wishing I had watched more of the game. I just figured he was Pittsburgh’s quarterback and when I heard he was a free agent I demanded we outbid every other team for his services. So does this mean we’re still stuck with Mark Brunell at quarterback? Oh, great. There’s another year in the toilet.”

    Head coach Joe Gibbs says he tried to tell Snyder numerous times that Randle-El is nothing more than a speedy third receiver who can sometimes be used to execute a trick plays, but that his boss wouldn’t listen.

    “I told him over and over that Randle-El wasn’t worth that kind of money and, more importantly, that he isn’t a quarterback,” said Gibbs. “But he wouldn’t listen. It was like I was talking to a wall. All he’d do is cue up the highlight of Antwaan’s pass in the Super Bowl and play it over and over, laughing to himself and saying: ‘I can’t believe we got this guy! I just can’t believe it.’”
  2. thescarface1989

    thescarface1989 New Member

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  3. RatisBeast

    RatisBeast Chevy Guy

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    lmao.... I needed a good laugh...Thanks
  4. America's Team

    America's Team Florida Cowboy

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    I think someone made this article up, I mean no one can be that un-professional. I still cant beleive the deadskins payed randel-el that kind of money.
  5. Screw The Hall

    Screw The Hall Well-Known Member

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    :) ... ya think?
  6. wesleyc288

    wesleyc288 Believer

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    I love it......Redskins! LOL
  7. SupermanXx

    SupermanXx Benched

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    Hi, I'm Earth... have we met?
  8. sago1

    sago1 Active Member

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    I can' believe that's a real article; sounds like some kind of made up check. Oh well it's he Redskins after all. They paid for Randal El, now they got Randal El.
  9. PakiPride

    PakiPride Benched

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    redskins F'ing suck. Were going to kick their *** this year
  10. RonBurgandy31

    RonBurgandy31 New Member

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    It is, its called its just a bunch of made up but totally classic sports stories.
  11. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Fake but darn funny!
  12. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Fake? It's not far from the truth! :cool:

  13. AsthmaField

    AsthmaField Outta bounds

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    Fake?!?!?! Why, Whatever do you mean? This must be true or they couldn't print it, right? :rolleyes:
  14. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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    Knowing how the RedStink FO works, which is run by Lil Midget, is more real then fake... ;)

  15. Cbz40

    Cbz40 The Grand Poobah

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    It's probably closer to the truth than not. ;) :)
  16. silver

    silver Well-Known Member

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    Sago c'mon. you're a senior citizen. no reason to mock the young ones
  17. jazzcat22

    jazzcat22 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I agree, that's made up. But good for a laugh. But in's true about what was written about him :lmao2:

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