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Stranded on a desert island...

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by smarta5150, May 24, 2007.

  1. smarta5150

    smarta5150 Mr. Wright

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    And you could have 3 items... Name them.

    And as a bonus, one girl, or guy, whatever you are into.

    Go.
  2. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal Insulin Beware

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    2 Bullets

    1 Gun

    And as my bonus, you, so that I don't waste the second bullet.
  3. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal Insulin Beware

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  4. kTXe

    kTXe On To The Next One

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    Unless you're incredibly talented, I'm pretty sure you're gonna have to use the FIRST bullet on him. :D
  5. smarta5150

    smarta5150 Mr. Wright

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    :clubbed:
  6. kTXe

    kTXe On To The Next One

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    If I'm gonna post in this thread, I figure I'd better answer the question.

    1. A LOT of booze.
    2. A TV that allows me to watch sports and follow all of my teams (Cowboys, Tar Heels, Spurs, etc). Yes, pathetically, sports are this important to me.
    3. A guitar. I've never had the time or patience to learn how to play it...I figure a stranded island would give me plenty of both.

    And my not-so-obvious girl choice: Norah Jones. I have always been incredibly attracted to her (I think it's her eyes...ooh man, those eyes...) And though I don't normally like the folksy kind of stuff she plays, I absolutely LOVE her stuff. At the risk of sounding sappy/gay/whatever-other-insult-you-choose, her voice is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. Plus, she actually has the kind of personality and smarts that could probably keep me from wanting to use one of CR's bullets after about a week of being stranded with her. Oh, and she could help teach me how to play that damned guitar.

    Did I just confess my undying love for Norah Jones on a Cowboys forum? I think I did...oh well. :laugh2:
  7. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    My guitar, my dog, and Salma Hayek...
  8. Achozen

    Achozen Sounds From The Lair

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    My music library, Scarlett Johansson, and an endless supply of honey hot chicken wings.
  9. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    Jessica Alba and a whole lot of birth control.
  10. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    A Guinness, a motorboat, lube, and Scarlett Johansson...but I'd settle for just motorboating Scarlett Johansson.
  11. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament... Zone Supporter

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    Just two things for me... a chopper and a pilot... ;)
  12. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    What about fuel? :D
  13. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Normally I would agree on Salma but right now she's VERY pregnant. :D
  14. Mavs Man

    Mavs Man All outta bubble gum

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    This reminds me of an assignment we had in sixth grade. The teacher said we were stranded on a desert island, told us what we had in our pockets, and said we could choose three things to take on the island. After a lot of class discussion and several days later, she said "you've had some very good ideas but you should have asked what was in your other pocket - a cell phone."

    Uh, didn't you tell us what was in our pockets to begin with? A cell phone wasn't among them, and I'm sure after coming out of the ocean it's going to work just great.
  15. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    And I doubt a cell company would put a cell tower on a desert island and if they did would it cease being a desert island? :D
  16. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    I assume rescue is not imminent and I will have to be there for a while. I would rather be alone. I wouldn't trade the potential of sex with a starlet for the relief of not having to worry about protecting someone else.

    1. A box of lighters for fires.

    2. A machete for chopping, hunting, and harvesting whatever I can eat.

    3. Is it cheating to say 4 books? I hope not.

    a. Scriptures
    b. Moby Dick
    c. The Collected works of Mark Twain
    d. The Collected works of Shakespeare
  17. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt °¤~Cold Eternal~¤° Staff Member

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    A Machete
    Toilet Paper
    satellite phone

    I need the machete to help get food and to build a shelter.
    I need toilet paper for me nose and me bum
    And I need those things for a short term help after I used my phone to call for a rescue.

    As far as the bonus woman option....Hmm any hot woman in my general age range that is a hard worker, not a complainer (no negative nancies), good sense of humor and has a high libido and knows how to remember what happens on the island stays on the island.:p:
  18. Doomsday

    Doomsday Rising Star

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    Good luck with that one!
  19. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt °¤~Cold Eternal~¤° Staff Member

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    Well you just ruled yourself of being on the island with me with that attitude.:p: :laugh1:
  20. silverbear

    silverbear Semi-Official Loose Cannon

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    She'll get over it...

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