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Take It Off (Great joke)

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by jksmith269, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. jksmith269

    jksmith269 Proud Navy Veteran 1990-1995 Zone Supporter

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    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he
    finally gives up.

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
    beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

    So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.' Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your Butt is mine.' He lost 63 pounds that week.
  2. ChldsPlay

    ChldsPlay Well-Known Member

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    I would have ordered the 5 day 10lb program again after the 5 day-20lb program. Should be able to catch her then.
  3. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    I would of thrown a stick at the first girl's legs and made her trip.

    I didn't read anything about rules. I would of lost those 10 lbs doing something else. :D

    But only if it happened like 10 years ago when I was single.

    Of course 10 years ago I would of been able to catch her anyway.

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