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The Incredibly Assinine Cowboys2233

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Zone' started by cowboys2233, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. zeromaster

    zeromaster New Member

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    The only thing worse than the NFL coaching- and GM-wannabes on this board is the people that want to be congratulated for being right on things going wrong.

    Geez...
  2. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    WOOT!!!

    I called it ....


    I am so astute ...... I think I need to start a thread to pat myself on the back for it.

    Then again maybe not ... ;)
  3. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    Why do obnoxious people feel the need to self congratulate?
  4. BehindEnemyLinez

    BehindEnemyLinez Optimist Prime

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    Methinks you've answered your own question!! BTW, nice title post, Hos, perfect for "His Royal ***tuteness" (yes, I meant to spell it that way ;) )!!
  5. cowboys2233

    cowboys2233 Well-Known Member

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    It's not so much that I'm congratulating myself as it is pointing out how incredibly deep the homerism runs in here. How could you have not seen this coming?

    All is well! All is well! We got Roy! We got Roy! :laugh2:
  6. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    Stewie: "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."
  7. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    He could have easily just said yes or no on the cookie.
  8. ajk23az

    ajk23az Through Pain Comes Clarity

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    :laugh2: Ahhh Stewie, what a great guy....
  9. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
  10. Dallas

    Dallas Old bulletproof tiger

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    [IMG]
  11. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    let the hijacking begin :)

    Stewie: We're playing house...
    Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
    Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
  12. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    :laugh2:

    While watching cheerleaders changing in a locker room...

    Stewie: "It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor-mortis!"
  13. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    The thoughts behind your comments were shared by many on this board, your problem is that you have ridiculously bad delivery so people just naturaly want to ridicule you (I know I sure do!). Work on that and you would be surprised how many folks might come out and agree with your posts.

    Sincerely,
    A Master in Forum Etiquette (not)
  14. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    Quite possibly the greatest "Theme Picture" on the net.
  15. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
  16. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    The guy started of his stupidity his first post.

    He started a thread his first day as a member .... the thread got merged with another that was just like it ..... He thought his thread got deleted because it was negative (go figure).

    He proceeded to put down the entire forum and moderators for being "blind homers" who could not stand to hear anything negative about the Boys.

    Then coupled it with calling the people who pointed out what happened and his overreaction to it "idiots" and forum "homers".

    He is lucky the Mods did not bane him then ..... especially since he continues to act this way.
  17. Big Dakota

    Big Dakota New Member

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    Dude, That squirt gun isn't right:laugh2: then again neither is 2233
  18. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!

    Lois: WHAT!?!?!?

    Stewie: Hi. ~runs off giggling~
  19. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
    Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
    (They all drink.)
    Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
    (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
    Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
    (Only Quagmire drinks.)
    ****About 33 drinks later****
    Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
    Quagmire: Oh God.
    (Quagmire takes a drink.)
    Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
    Quagmire: Oh come on!
    (Quagmire drinks again.)
    Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
    Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
  20. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Zone Supporter

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    :lmao2: :bow:

    While at the swimming pool...

    Lois: "Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite."

    Stewie: "Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!"

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