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The Incredibly Assinine Cowboys2233

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports Zone' started by cowboys2233, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
    Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
    Peter: What?
    Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
    Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
    Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
    Peter/Lois: Argh!
    Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
    Peter: Argh!
    Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
    Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
    Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
    Lois: Oh my goodness!
    Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
    Peter/Lois: Oh!
    Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
    Lois: What?!
    Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
    Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
    Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.
  2. zrinkill

    zrinkill Diamond surrounded by trash

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    Yea ..... that is disturbing.

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