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the perfect woman

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Rampage, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. Rampage

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  2. Bob Sacamano

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    women don't ****ing talk like that!

    but she's hawt though
  3. Danny White

    Danny White Winter is Coming

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    Oh yeah... and size doesn't matter. :p:
  4. phillycard

    phillycard Member

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    Wow, the broken English is a turn on. LOL!
  5. CliffnMesquite

    CliffnMesquite Well-Known Member

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    I have always thought that women should be raised on remote farms by the State. then at 18 lobotamised and sold to companys and private indeviduals. I envision a place like Blockbuster where you could rent One for the weekend then return her through a hugh slot in the door. :)
















    JUST KIDDING!!!!!
  6. bbgun

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    I think I'm in love.

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  7. smarta5150

    smarta5150 Mr. Wright

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    I dont see it :(
  8. smarta5150

    smarta5150 Mr. Wright

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    got it, nm
  9. silverbear

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    Uhhh, in this society, you really shouldn't ought to date your sister, pal...
  10. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    This post stinks!

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  11. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    As the saying goes:

    Behind every beautiful woman there is a man that is tired of taking her ****. :laugh2:
  12. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    fixed ;)
  13. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    :muttley:
  14. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl You already know why I'm here Staff Member

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    And behind every man, there's a woman tired of picking up his dirty underwear. ;)
  15. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    That's why I have my own bathroom. :laugh1:
  16. bbgun

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  17. silverbear

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    Or as Dan Jenkins wrote, "that's the thing about a beautiful woman; somewhere, somebody's sick of them"...
  18. silverbear

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    Oh, she's much better looking than MY family... I actually thank God my parents never had girls...

    I'd be the world's ugliest transvestite, and not just because I refuse to shave my beard for anybody...
  19. CowboyPrincess

    CowboyPrincess Priceless

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    and ruining a good pair of tongs to pick them up with.
  20. bbgun

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    Suddenly, another contender emerges ...

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