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The Ugly Thread

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Hostile, Apr 15, 2011.

  1. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Post your favorite wisecracks for how ugly someone is.

    I want to get it started with the best ever. Rodney Dangerfield

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  2. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun...

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  3. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Yo mama so ugly even Bob looked at her and said "I CAN'T TOP THAT!"
  4. Wimbo

    Wimbo Active Member

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    The best "so ugly" ever was on Sanford & Son.
    Fred Sanford to Aunt Esther: "Esther, you so ugly you could dip your face in the batter and make gorilla cookies."

    I heard that when I was probably 12 years old & never forgot it. Awesome line.
  5. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    My daughter was talking about how to get rid of this rather ugly boy who was always hanging around her trying to get her attention.

    I said, "Throw a stick."
  6. Warick

    Warick Member

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    You are so ugly, when you were born, the hospital had to tint the windows on your incubator.

    You're so ugly, your first job was standing out in front of a hospital.....making people sick.

    You're so ugly, you walked into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.
  7. lane

    lane The Chairman

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    some of the best looking people in the world are as ugly as an overfilled trash dumpster.
  8. Hostile

    Hostile Tacos are a good investment Zone Supporter

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    Time to bring out the ASU co-ed jokes.

    What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and the garbage? The grabage gets taken out twice a week.

    What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and a police car? It takes 2 police cars to block a road.

    What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and an elephant? About 10 pounds. How do you make up the difference? Feed the elephant.
  9. Sam I Am

    Sam I Am Unfriendly and Aloof!

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    Thanks Hos. I haven't enjoyed Rodney in years. That was Rod at his best.
  10. Wimbo

    Wimbo Active Member

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    you're so ugly...

    ...you have to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

    ...if you were my dog, I would shave your butt & make you walk backwards.

    ...they moved Halloween to be the same date as your birthday.

    ...when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents.
  11. ajk23az

    ajk23az Through Pain Comes Clarity

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    Hater. :) BusinessWeek teamed up with this website, collegeprowler and did a bunch of rankings.

    http://collegeprowler.com/arizona-state-university/

    http://collegeprowler.com/university-of-arizona/
  12. Warick

    Warick Member

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