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Things could be worse...

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    I received this comment from a friend of mine on my space and I wanted to share it here.


    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

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    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love, Your Son John

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
    to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
  2. Mavs Man

    Mavs Man All outta bubble gum

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  3. thescarface1989

    thescarface1989 New Member

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  4. SupermanXx

    SupermanXx Benched

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    hahahah that's awesome.... wish I would have known about this when I was in high school...
  5. the kid 05

    the kid 05 Individuals play the game, but teams beat the odds

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    when i found that ayear back or so i changed it to my girl's name and put it their but then at the bottom i said naw im at work, love ya...oh man was shee pissed
  6. Calicowboy

    Calicowboy New Member

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    That was awesome!

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