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Things You've Learned from Movies...

Discussion in 'Members Zone' started by Payton34Smith22, Jul 10, 2005.

  1. Payton34Smith22

    Payton34Smith22 Active Member

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    Zombies have the amazing strength to push through 6 feet of packed dirt, but not to tear down a door alone.:eek:
  2. Gibby!

    Gibby! Pom Pom Waving Shill

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    I know its not a movie, but its possible to hit a person with a MAC-10 (or whatever they are called) kneeling in the dirt while on a boat moving at a high rate of speed holding a weapon in above said position.

    Also not a movie but its possible to make a laser powerfull enough to burn through a masterlock out of BROKEN headlight lenses, bent up soda cans, and a paperclip...
  3. Payton34Smith22

    Payton34Smith22 Active Member

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    I can get punched,kicked,elbowed in the face repeatedly and only have a small cut to show for it.
    then have no swelling or bruising the next day.
  4. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Been watching Macgiver??????:D
  5. Gibby!

    Gibby! Pom Pom Waving Shill

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    No but we had this discussion the other day a work... Was pretty fun :). We also learned that aliens do exist because one persons sister disappeared :p.
  6. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    Ahnold will always be back.

    It is possible to eat 50 hard boiled eggs in an hour.

    Comedies typically don't win Oscars for acting, stuffy roles do.
  7. davidyee

    davidyee Maple Leaf

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    ...trenchcoat and cool Euro shades are all that is needed and you too can fly in slow motion and dodge bullets.

    In a crowded airport you will always spot the villain, bad guy/terrorist. And he will invariably run.

    Cars always tend to hit parked vehicles then fly 20 feet in the air and land on their tops.

    Cop cars always crash in a chase.

    The best cop in the station house is always the maverick of the group. The commanding officer is always yelling at him.

    Girl cops are better looking than runway models.

    Bad guys live in big mansions. Good cops live in dumps.
  8. Payton34Smith22

    Payton34Smith22 Active Member

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    I can have a sexy 5 o'clock shadow for days on end
    and I can stay clean shaven for days on end without having to shave at all.

    Women can swim underwater,get in fights,car wrecks,gun battles and still have perfect hair and makeup.

    If my clothes or hair get wet they will be instantly dry the next time I'm seen,even if it's only a few minutes later.
  9. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal Insulin Beware

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    Yeah, well....sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.
  10. jamez25

    jamez25 Active Member

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    if your a black guy and in an action/horror flick ..you will die within the first 5 minutes...

    The President can beat a whole team of highly trained terrorists by himself...

    that Rocky barely beating Clubber Lang in their re-match forced Lang to disappear from the boxing scene...
  11. SuspectCorner

    SuspectCorner Bromo

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    from horseback, you can add velocity and accuracy to a bullet's trajectory by snapping the wrist of your pistol-hand just before squeezing the trigger.
  12. Kangaroo

    Kangaroo Active Member

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    Well it maybe somea te 53.5 hotdogs in like 12 minutes :p:

    He also owns these records
    Kobayashi weighs half of what some of his competitors weigh. He also holds records for eating 17.7 pounds of cow brains, 20 pounds of noodles and 20 pounds of rice balls.
  13. Payton34Smith22

    Payton34Smith22 Active Member

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    When I'm hanging off the edge of a 2000 storey building clinging for dear life, just hang on a little longer while the bad guy laughs and taunts at me, this will give me sufficient time to grab his ankle and throw him off the ledge and then pull myself up to safety.
  14. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    That guy is a freak of nature :eek:

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