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This offseason is different

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by GimmeTheBall!, Feb 11, 2014.

  1. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    The good news is that a dollar store is bean built close to me.

    The bad news is that this offseason I half have the hope I usually half for the coming and new season.

    How, mens and womans, did we get here?

    What football gods half we angred? Huh? What fowl deed half we comited to put us in perpetual middle of the pack mode. And now we face being in the last third of the NFL.
    Mens and ladies, it's not like a bad season that a well-informed GM can and could correct, slowly or fastly. Such a GM would at least protend possibilities for a better future.
    No, we are in the middle and going farther down and we half a GM for life who will continue to screw things up. The question is this: how far will we slide until there is a full-scale uprising? The answer is no one will rise up. We will all sit like they do at Cowboys Stadium sitting on their hands.

    Yes, this offseason is different. As we huddle around the oatmeal kettle and barrel fires of the urban wastelands of America, as we fix our '57 Chevys in the front lawn and as we put clumps of mashed potatoes on the cafeteria trays, we all go in a daze of knowing that we are not feared no more. Nay, not even respected no more.
    We are now the rich kid ever one want to pummel and then laugh at.
    Jerra, you half done this to me and my fellow fans and robust neighbors.

    Yes, a different offseason with no expectations for a reversal. No high draft pick. A middle pick that reflect our standing in the NFL. The middle -- and going down steadily. I would pontiac further about the woeful state but the farm prices report are on the radio and she half a nice voice.
    Holla
  2. guag

    guag Right Kind of Guy

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  3. Redball Express

    Redball Express All Aboard!!!

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    Well..

    lets start with your good news..

    I'll play along.

    Be sure when you go to the Dollar Store..

    be sure you actually look at the prices..its not really a Dollar Store where everything is a dollar.

    as for the Cowboys

    its like the warning on your car sideview mirrors.

    OBJECTS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

    Dallas is not as good advertised nor are they as bad as advertised.
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  4. anava

    anava Well-Known Member

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    Do you actually talk like this or is this just for us?
  5. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Brotherhood of the Beard Staff Member

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  6. Redball Express

    Redball Express All Aboard!!!

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    BTW Gimme The Ball.

    you are familiar with the Jerry Seinfeld episode called The Soup Nazi?

    Well..

    No balls for you.

    There are not enough to go around this year.

    Sorry.

    Maybe next year.
  7. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    No, i WRITE this way. You see, I didn't half the opportunites you did. While you were dacning with sal mindeo and Susan Anspach I was doing manal work and saving money to go to JC. I am learning and growing and you being condensing to me makes me feel bad. So laugh if you will but I just wanted you to no about my angst. I am sorry if you dont accept my feelings.
  8. Wolf2k5

    Wolf2k5 Active Member

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    *** is this thread about?
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  9. CyberB0b

    CyberB0b Well-Known Member Zone Supporter

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    A drunk guy rambling, apparently.
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  10. DoctorChicken

    DoctorChicken Well-Known Member

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  11. Common Sense

    Common Sense Well-Known Member

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  12. AmberBeer

    AmberBeer Well-Known Member

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    Man, I need to move to Colorado or Washington.
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  13. coult44

    coult44 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly, we are 8-8 or a bit worse. Which in the grand scheme of things means we're stuck in that waiting for one year of (coughhhhhhhh) good luck...

    Your either a winner or a loser in this league. Anything other than being in the top 4 means your not good enough. We've been in that classification or 18+ years...
  14. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    I hope this off season is different for Mike Woicik and his staff of trainers. The injury issue has been ridicules, to have that many players with hamstring issues. Something has got to change in getting these guys in shape for the season.
  15. jwitten82

    jwitten82 Active Member

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    Dollar Tree is better than Family Dollar.
  16. Richmond Cowboy

    Richmond Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    Please stop. After reading many of your posts I half actually started saying half instead of have on occasion.
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  17. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    I think you are right. Mens shirts and holiday stuff is cheaper. But family dollar is selling bait in the spring.
  18. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    What do you mean?
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  19. jwitten82

    jwitten82 Active Member

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    Everything sold at Dollar Tree is actually a dollar or less. You halfs to go there.
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  20. Common Sense

    Common Sense Well-Known Member

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    Half you ever shopped at Have Price Books?

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