(NY Jets vs. Bills) - Try Morse code, Rex Ryan. Maybe Mark Sanchez will get it then. - What do Braylon Edwards and Maxwell House Coffee have in common? Good to the last drop. - A past-his-prime T.O. gets introduced to the future of the NFL in Darrell Revis. - Thomas Jones has to be the most underrated back in the game. - He just consistently produces on a week to week basis. - Toronto to Buffalo: You can keep them. - Slim, meet the NY Jets playoff hopes. (Saints vs. Redskins) - Is Destiny smiling on the Saints or what? - Another improbable win becomes probable. - Skins: fast starters, slow finishers. - If Shaun Suisham is on the Skins roster next season, you’d best believe some compromising photos of Daniel Snyder exist somewhere, and Suisham must possess them. - He cost the Redskins two games this season. - Sorry, but you have to make those kicks. - The song that should have been on Skins DB Kareem Moore’s iPod: Jungle Boogie by Kool and the Gang. The song’s opening verse: “Get down, get down! Get down, get down!” - You want an example of how strong a receiver’s hands are? Witness Robert Meachem as he yanks the ball away from Moore and travels down the sidelines for a touchdown. - That’s why coaches have receivers lifting weights. - You have to feel for the Skins. A few plays here, a few plays there and they’re in the playoff hunt. - Devin Thomas ready for Primetime. - Albert Haynesworth makes a big difference in the middle. - We probably won’t be seeing Laron Landry on “Dancing with the Stars.” Double moves give him problems. - Two double moves and the Saints score 14 points. (Bengals vs. Lions) - Told you Cedric Benson would get healed and in a hurry. - Bengals still relying too much on Shayne Graham’s leg. - But emphasizing the running game may play into this team’s hands should they be able to secure the second seed in the playoffs. - Someone tell Chad Ochocinco he’s not in college playing for a Fiesta Bowl-bid. - Both C.J.’s (Chad Jackson and Calvin Johnson) provide the deep-ball threat for their respective teams. - Bengals DE Jonathan Fanene goes all the way, way. - We can say that Matt Stafford has guts. - Don’t fear, Detroit. The future is in good hands. (Colts vs. Titans) - Vince Young and the Titans return to earth. - Peyton and Co. prove to be too much for Tennessee. - I think Peyton and the Colts secretly want to run the table and stamp that Manning is a better quarterback than Tom Brady. - He’s getting it done with receivers named Pierre Garcon and Austin Collie. - Joseph Addai decides to show up in the end zone, once and again. - The Colts defense is taking things personally and ready to establish itself as a young but formidable unit. - Chris Johnson may come up short in his bid for league MVP but he surpasses the century mark once again. - Nate Washington and his swiss cheese hands. - Milk cartoon candidate: Lendale White? - Where is he, especially on short yardage downs in the Red Zone? - No jersey necessary. The winner, Coach Fisher, is behind center throwing a touchdown pass right … there. (Eagles vs. Falcons) - Did the positive reaction to Michael Vick surprise you? - Not me. - How long had Reid and staff been planning this coming-out party for Vick? - Chris Redman is better in relief. - With Turner, Ryan and Jenkins out, the Falcons had no chance. - Leonard Weaver, another one-hand wonder. - Eagles plum the free agent wire to pick another gem. - Another year with McNabb, and the Eagles receivers could rival the Cardinals and Saints. (Raiders vs. Steelers) - The Steel Curtain Defense? More like shower curtains. - If anyone doubts how valuable Troy Palomalu is to the Steelers defense, look no further than the Steelers four-game losing streak. - Still, letting a rookie wide receiver school you? - We know the Steelers aren’t calling them the Jokeland Raiders. - Wow. Who would have thought Bruce Gradkowski to Louis Murphy would be a winning combination? - Once against Cincinnati and now against Pittsburgh. - I don’t think Bruce Almighty wants to give the job back. - I know I bag on the Raiders, but they don’t roll over and play dead like a certain team in Texas. - Like the Cowboys, the Steelers offense played well enough to win the game but the defense let the team down. - I know there are too many Steelers in the hall of fame, but on effort alone Hines Ward should make it. (Giants vs. Cowboys) - That heartbeat you heard was from the NY football Giants. - It’s December, so you know where your Cowboys are Dallas. - On the losing side of W/L column. - Can’t blame this one on Tony Romo. - Yes, DeMarcus Ware is a very good player, but he’s not a clutch player. He’s overrated when the game is on the line and you need a critical sack. - The Cowboys simply can’t cover Steve Smith. - Poor tackling and poor angles, that’s all you need to know about teaching and training under Wade Phillips. - My son’s 11-year-old team knows more about how to take proper angles and remain discipline to your coverage lanes than the Cowboys do. - The Cowboys talented trio at running back is being wasted under Jason Garrett. - Marion Barber picks a bad time to have a bad game. - The Barbarian is losing his fierceness. - Hakeem Nicks gets reacquainted with the touchdown – again. - The receiver the Boyz could have had if not for the Roy Williams trade. - By the way, nice TD grabs but you don’t play for the Longhorns anymore. - How embarrassing is it to let Brandon Jacobs race 76 yards down the sidelines and not one Cowboy can catch him? - The only way Flozell Adams can block Jason Tuck is from behind. - Expect your wallet to be lighter, Adams. - Look on the bright side, Cowboys fans. Wade Phillips is one step closer to the door. (Chargers vs. Browns) - Brady Quinn to Mohammed Massoquoi? Mm good. - Derek Anderson will be wearing a uniform other than brown and orange next year. - How fitting, LT surpasses Jim Brown’s rushing yards in Cleveland with Brown watching. - LT joins the rarified air with Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith with 150 or more TDs. - If Darren Sproles gets in open space, watch out. - If this were any other year, Phillip Rivers would be among the running for league MVP. - Don’t be surprised to see the Chargers in the Super Bowl. (Broncos vs. Chiefs) - Arrowhead Stadium usually gives the Broncos fits. Not … this … time. - Brandon Marshall – one (hand) if by air, two (feet) if by ground. - I think we see the importance of Kyle Orton to Denver’s offense. - Brodie Croyle at punter. Rrrrighhtt like that was going to fool the Broncos. - Should have started Buckhalter on my fantasy team. - The Broncos will make the playoffs. (Jags vs. Texans) - No lucky breaks for Matt Schaub. - So that’s where Hex Rex Grossman is. - First pass, a pick. - Tells you all you need to know about Grossman when your starting quarterback has to be brought back into the game with a dislocated shoulder. - Steve Slaton: the Disappearing man. - What went wrong? That half-back option pass worked in practice, coach. - The Colts took Houston’s heart, the Jag stole their soul. - This team may not win another game this year. (Cardinals vs. Vikings) - Do any receivers have better hands as a unit than the Cardinals receivers? - Are any receivers as physical as a unit as the Cardinals receivers? - With protection like this, Kurt Warner may not experience another concussion. - Favre has defied expectations, but Sunday night proved he needs to be protected by a running game. - Cardinals simply stuff Adrian Peterson. - Larry Fitzpatrick was breaking tackles like Peterson usually does. - Jared Allen had a tough night. - I knew E.J. Henderson was out for the year after I saw his leg whip like limb rope. - The Cardinals have all the talent in the world on offense and defense to repeat as NFC Super Bowl representatives. (Dolphins vs. Pats) - Don’t look now but Tom “Terrific” has lost his last-minute mojo. - Devon Bess, Miami’s best receiver. - Wait until this team gets some blue chip players. - Still don’t think they make the playoffs, but this is the classic overachieving team. - Randy Moss good for at least one fingertip TD grab against the Dolphins. - Wes Welker got away from Miami, but the Dolphins didn’t let him get away too much on the field. - Someone better hip Bill Belichick to the term “a gambling fool.” - Take the field goal and you’re probably looking at a win. - Sam Aikens does steps on and over Shaun Smith. - One Michigan quarterback (Chad Henne) outduels another (Tom Brady). - Pats armor of invincibility slowly cracking. - No longer road warriors – except in London. - The Carpenter nails another victory for the Fins. (Bears vs. Rams) - What Chicago has been waiting for: An interception-free Jay Cutler. - What Chicago has been waiting for II: Matt Forte finding the end zone. - Fear not, Rams, Jimmy Clausen is on his way. (49ers vs. Seahawks) - Why is Julius Jones starting in place of Justin Forsett? - Federal Express Vernon Davis to the Pro-Bowl, please. - Seattle escapes a flagrant pass interference call. - Too many red zone buggles by San Francisco. - Here’s an Inconvenient Truth: Frank Gore – your fumble may have cost your team a spot in the playoffs. - 49ers blow their chance for a division title. - And I thought the race was over after such a promising start by San Francisco. - That’s why early predictions mean nothing. Top Five: 1.) Colts 2.) Saints 3.) Vikings 4.) Chargers 5.) Bengals Bottom Five: 28.) Chiefs 29.) Buccaneers 30.) Redskins 31.) Browns 32.) Rams All corrections, comments, clarifications and criticisms are welcomed.